I Am Currently Pillows
Description: Do you have a bucket list of sketchy ideas to try as soon as you're all alone? Be sure to wear your I am Currently Unsupervised The Possibilities Are Endless Funny Tee Shirt or Hoodie while you check all those items off your list. Hurry now! Better get to it! The family will be home soon!
Description: A round, happy calico cat sits with closed eyes and a soft blush, wearing a fluffy gray hat shaped like a cute creature with little antlers. Its name is Mallowbean Trindlewick, a serene dreamer who drifts through cozy thoughts and sleepy starlit realms who is Currently Disassociating.
Description: Caution: Currently unsupervised and ready for whatever happens next! This design is for the free spirit who knows that when the "adults" aren't looking, the best stories are made. If you embrace the chaos, love a good laugh, and aren't afraid of where your lack of supervision might lead you, this shirt is your new uniform. Wear it to announce your independence—and maybe warn everyone else to hold on tight!
Description: Some days, the planet just refuses to make any logical sense whatsoever, and your particular computer completely freezes up. You try to participate in normal daily activities, but everything feels completely upside down and incredibly confusing. Your brain is giving you error messages, your coordination is offline, and nothing is loading correctly. It is not a bad mood; it is a full system glitch that requires everyone to give you a very wide berth until the issue resolves itself. You are navigating life like a device that desperately needs to be unplugged and plugged back in. Expecting functional behavior right now is totally unreasonable. Sometimes, students and workers need a context where nothing makes sense anymore.
