Jerk Phone Cases - iPhone and Android

90s sitcom reference for those in the know.

You Little Jerk

Are you bout that lyfe?

Seriously, don't be a crab.

A fun gift idea with humorous quotes. Whether on Christmas or as a gift in general, this makes an ideal gifting item on a shirt, mug, hoodie, sticker, etc.

A fun gift idea with humorous quotes. Whether on Christmas or as a gift in general, this makes an ideal gifting item on a shirt, mug, hoodie, sticker, etc.

so you think you can mosh?

Cool Jerk

Space is not a big enough place for me and this guy! From slicing up senior citizens with his patent-pending Lazersword™ to using his phony moon to blow up some pretty good planets, this bully has no place in polite space society. Stand up and tell space everyone what you think of him!

Inspired by the 1966 Cool Jerk.

Jerk fingerboard graphic tee by obllelix std

If you can't say anything nice. You may be a jerk. Move.

Don't Be A Jerk Funny Nerdy Math Physics Joke Pun.

Patron saint of knocking things off stuff!

Don't Be A Jerk Funny Nerdy Math Physics Joke Pun.

Home Alone, full of incredible Christmas quotes courtesy of John Hughes brilliant mind

Cup 'o Pizza was a St. Louis icon, or it least it was in 1979's 'The Jerk.' The fictional restaurant with the "the best pizza in a cup ever" has long been a thing of mystery – a fast food white whale to some, an object of culinary disgust to others, but one thing is for sure, it's forever burned into the annals of cinema history.

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Home Alone, full of incredible quotes courtesy of John Hughes brilliant mind

Home Alone, full of incredible quotes courtesy of John Hughes brilliant mind

Fish or cut bait with your favorite Minnesota Football team.

When you think about it, he really wasn't a nice guy.

Don't be a da/dt. A jerk in other words. Show your inner nerd and your abilities in vector calculus...and physics.

EZ Serve Gasoline was a chain of franchised service stations throughout Southern California that provided products and services of the EZ Serve Oil Company. While they were only around for about 25 years, they are forever remembered as the place where Navin R. Johnson got a job (and place to live) in the 1979 movie, The Jerk. The EZ Serve station was located in Pasadena and owned by Harry Hartounian who gave Navin an apartment in the back. Navin was soon to be thrilled to find that he is listed in the local phone book under his new address, though not long after, a gun-wielding lunatic randomly flips through the phone book and picks "Johnson, Navin R." as his next random victim.

The brilliance and genius of one Mr. Navin Johnson is now ready for you to wear.

Underrated line from one of the best Christmas movies ever created. Thank you John Hughes.

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Keep the change ya filthy animal

It's pronounced ASSCRACK and if you said it to his face, you still wouldn't survive the encounter. Man. What a jerk that guy is!

Get that bar high.

Thanks for Being a Less of a Jerk than My Real Dad Stepdad Gift

This painting of the famous jerk spot in the countryside in Jamaica is the perfect piece to add to your art collection.

If you've been locked in an asylum since you were a kid, you might be a little heavy on the gas pedal too. No judgment.

Great gift for Jerks!