Napkins Phone Cases - iPhone and Android
Description: Embrace the mess and eat like nobody is watching! This hilariously detailed, vintage woodcut-style design features a very satisfied "trash panda" giving a thumbs up while destroying a juicy, drippy cheeseburger. Proudly declaring that "Napkins Are For Quitters," this graphic is the ultimate summer cookout uniform for hardcore foodies, burger lovers, and anyone who isn't afraid to get their hands dirty. Perfect for your next backyard BBQ or trips to the drive-thru.
Description: Embrace the mess and eat like nobody is watching! This hilariously detailed, vintage woodcut-style design features a very satisfied "trash panda" giving a thumbs up while destroying a juicy, drippy cheeseburger. Proudly declaring that "Napkins Are For Quitters," this graphic is the ultimate summer cookout uniform for hardcore foodies, burger lovers, and anyone who isn't afraid to get their hands dirty. Perfect for your next backyard BBQ or trips to the drive-thru.
Description: Add some hilarious dog humor to your bathroom decor with this funny pug design! Featuring an adorable, serious-looking pug holding a large roll of toilet paper, framed by the popular joke text "Your Butt Napkins My Lord." Rendered in a classic vintage, distressed poster style with a clean white background, this graphic is perfect for t-shirts, bathroom art prints, and stickers. A wonderful gift for pug owners, dog lovers, and anyone who loves a good laugh.
Your Butt Napkins My Lord Funny Toilet Paper Pug Phone Case
by Cozy Pug Club
$17 $23
Description: Finally, the level of bathroom service you deserve. This exceptionally professional numbat butler has arrived with your finest roll of butt napkins, presented on silver because dignity must be maintained right up until it absolutely cannot be. Cool fact: Numbats are termite specialists and can eat up to around 20,000 termites in a single day. Presumably without once asking for the fancy toilet paper.
Description: For those moments when only the finest bathroom service will do. This distinguished sloth butler has arrived with your butt napkins presented on a silver platter, because dignity is important even when nature calls. Cool fact: Sloths can take up to a month to digest a single meal, which probably explains why this particular butler is in absolutely no hurry.
Description: For those who appreciate refined service, questionable medieval phrasing, and a chinchilla butler with impeccable bathroom etiquette, this design delivers luxury where it matters most. “Your Butt Napkins, My Lord” is the kind of noble nonsense that turns heads, starts conversations, and makes people laugh before they’ve even finished reading it. Cool fact: Chinchillas have some of the densest fur of any land mammal, with dozens of hairs growing from a single follicle.
Description: For those who appreciate refined service, absurd humor, and a reptile with impeccable toilet etiquette, this design delivers the goods on a silver platter. Featuring a dignified gecko butler presenting the finest “butt napkins” available, it is equal parts classy, ridiculous, and impossible to ignore. Cool fact: Geckos can climb smooth walls thanks to millions of microscopic hair-like structures on their toes called setae.
Description: For those who appreciate refined service, absurd humor, and tiny monkeys with impeccable household etiquette, this design delivers the goods on a silver platter. A pygmy marmoset butler presenting the sacred roll is exactly the kind of classy nonsense the world has been missing. Cool fact: Pygmy marmosets are the smallest monkeys in the world.
Description: For those who enjoy their humor dry, absurd, and served with aristocratic dignity, this design delivers. A bearded dragon butler presenting the finest roll in the manor is exactly the sort of nonsense the world needs more of. Equal parts classy, ridiculous, and suspiciously formal bathroom humour. Cool fact: Bearded dragons are native to Australia, and when threatened they can puff out and darken the “beard” under their jaw to look more intimidating.
Description: For those who appreciate fine manners, questionable dignity, and a well-timed toilet joke, this distinguished Shiba Inu butler arrives bearing the highest form of household luxury: the sacred butt napkin. Equal parts classy and ridiculous, this design is perfect for lovers of dry humor, noble nonsense, and dogs with better manners than most people. Cool fact: Shiba Inus are one of Japan’s oldest dog breeds and were originally bred for hunting in mountainous terrain.
Description: For those who believe bathroom humor should be served with class, dignity, and a silver platter. This sharply dressed meerkat butler arrives with excellent posture, flawless service, and the most important household provision of all: your butt napkins, my Lord. Perfect for lovers of absurd animal humour, fancy nonsense, and designs that look strangely more sophisticated than they have any right to. Cool fact: Meerkats take turns standing guard while the rest of the group forages or relaxes.
Description: Summon the most dignified bathroom assistance imaginable: a platypus butler, tuxedo pressed, presenting the sacred roll on a silver platter. Perfect for anyone with aristocratic humor and absolutely zero shame. Cool fact: Platypuses are one of the very few mammals that lay eggs.
