Napkins Merch
Description: Embrace the mess and eat like nobody is watching! This hilariously detailed, vintage woodcut-style design features a very satisfied "trash panda" giving a thumbs up while destroying a juicy, drippy cheeseburger. Proudly declaring that "Napkins Are For Quitters," this graphic is the ultimate summer cookout uniform for hardcore foodies, burger lovers, and anyone who isn't afraid to get their hands dirty. Perfect for your next backyard BBQ or trips to the drive-thru.
Napkins Are For Quitters Funny-Raccoon-Burger-Art Posters and Art
by GoInkSurge
$10 $14
Description: Embrace the mess and eat like nobody is watching! This hilariously detailed, vintage woodcut-style design features a very satisfied "trash panda" giving a thumbs up while destroying a juicy, drippy cheeseburger. Proudly declaring that "Napkins Are For Quitters," this graphic is the ultimate summer cookout uniform for hardcore foodies, burger lovers, and anyone who isn't afraid to get their hands dirty. Perfect for your next backyard BBQ or trips to the drive-thru.
Description: Add some hilarious dog humor to your bathroom decor with this funny pug design! Featuring an adorable, serious-looking pug holding a large roll of toilet paper, framed by the popular joke text "Your Butt Napkins My Lord." Rendered in a classic vintage, distressed poster style with a clean white background, this graphic is perfect for t-shirts, bathroom art prints, and stickers. A wonderful gift for pug owners, dog lovers, and anyone who loves a good laugh.
Your Butt Napkins My Lord Funny Toilet Paper Pug Phone Case
by Cozy Pug Club
$17 $23
Description: Finally, the level of bathroom service you deserve. This exceptionally professional numbat butler has arrived with your finest roll of butt napkins, presented on silver because dignity must be maintained right up until it absolutely cannot be. Cool fact: Numbats are termite specialists and can eat up to around 20,000 termites in a single day. Presumably without once asking for the fancy toilet paper.
Description: For those moments when only the finest bathroom service will do. This distinguished sloth butler has arrived with your butt napkins presented on a silver platter, because dignity is important even when nature calls. Cool fact: Sloths can take up to a month to digest a single meal, which probably explains why this particular butler is in absolutely no hurry.
Description: A cute, cartoon-style black cat with large, wide eyes is holding a roll of toilet paper. The cat is depicted in a simple, graphic style with bold black outlines and a solid black fill. The text above the cat reads 'Your Butt Napkins' in a playful, retro font. The background is a solid, light beige color, making the black cat and white toilet paper stand out.
Description: For those who believe bathroom humor should be served with class, dignity, and a silver platter. This sharply dressed meerkat butler arrives with excellent posture, flawless service, and the most important household provision of all: your butt napkins, my Lord. Perfect for lovers of absurd animal humour, fancy nonsense, and designs that look strangely more sophisticated than they have any right to. Cool fact: Meerkats take turns standing guard while the rest of the group forages or relaxes.
Description: Summon the most dignified bathroom assistance imaginable: a platypus butler, tuxedo pressed, presenting the sacred roll on a silver platter. Perfect for anyone with aristocratic humor and absolutely zero shame. Cool fact: Platypuses are one of the very few mammals that lay eggs.
