Oz9 Phone Cases - iPhone and Android

Description: His opinions are starting to flow as freely as that mane.

Description: He'd rather be narrating a nature special about rare equatorial polar bears or something, but he's making the best of it. When he's not sulking in his trailer....

Description: When cordon bleu dreams become burger-flippin' realities, you've got to stay professional. Which he ... mostly does.

Description: Official MCCACEC garb from the College Bookstore now available for everyone! Dress up like Donna's fellow alma mater.

Description: If you spill your coffee, no worries! Your mug has the disclaimer built right in ...

Description: Oh, and if all your friends wanted to jump off a cliff, I suppose you'd do that too?

Description: Not quite as wholesome as the Brady Bunch, but keeping it together for now.

Description: As deadly as she is gorgeous, the Albatros abides no malarky, nonsense, or off-brand condiments.

Description: So many silly people, all in one place. Have we infiltrated YOUR ears yet?

Description: Cute AND smart and gradually realizing he's trapped with a bunch of idiots, our swamp-grazing zebra is starting to regret this voyage....

Description: 'It's "penguin," not "pingwing," and even your posh British accent can't save you here.' It's possible our Narrator suffers from a little professional jealousy...

Description: Some phone cases take out too much of our adorable zebra's head. So we asked him to stand the other way.

Description: The 9-compoops are actually 9 in number now, with the addition of le Bichon Frise (pretty sure that's FREE-ZAY) and the Albatros!

Description: Are you? Are you TRULY Oz 9 AF?

Description: The corporate logo for the company behind the Oz ships.

Description: She may look innocent, but the Oz 9's Artificial Intelligence will fry you where you stand or gas you with experimental aromatherapy... you won't like it.

Description: Show the world your status as an Official Space Monkey with this seal.

Description: He's pretty cranky at the best of times, but let's be honest: he's not exactly narrating the "best of times."

Description: An errant olive may have turned Colin into Colin-plus, but to the crew of the Oz 9, he's still the arrogant, annoying Colin he's always been.

Description: You have Leet's Heroic Running shirt, now have a face-off in your dresser drawer with le Bichon Frise's Nefarious Running!

Description: OK, not everyone likes the red nametags, so here's Greg, sans name, but still cute as Charles Dickens, or whatever that expression is.

Description: If you know a woman who fits this description, get her a tee shirt or a pillow. You'll probably live longer.

Description: She's feisty but ever-so-much-fun. And if you say differently, I hope you have a really good panic room.

Description: Joe mops up dead people. I don't think I'd let him make me a sandwich if I were you.

Description: He's amazing at mopping floors and scaring the hell out of the crew. His discovery of sandwich machines has eradicated any need for laxatives.

Description: Designed to fit your phone.

Description: Former captain of the former 6748, Jessie James is not particularly fond of life aboard the Oz 9, but she's learning to survive.

Description: Didn't quite finish Captain school but strives mightily to keep her idiot crew alive. Bubble-wrap enthusiast.

Description: Dense enough to survive in deep space without a shirt, our fearless hacker probably already knows your password.

Description: Deadly with the decongestant, this assassin with the appalling French accent hitched a ride aboard the Oz 9. But what's his real purpose???

Description: When you've done some nifty assassining and must get away quickly, it's time for ... nefarious running!

Description: Oh, just figure it out.

Description: Love is Love. Thanks to our amazing artist, Lucas Elliott, for this special Pride Month design. All proceeds to The Trevor Project. If you want a different background color, shout to [email protected]!

Description: Join the useless crew of the decrepit Oz 9 as they limp around in space looking for a new home to utterly bugger up.

Description: If you're going to be silly enough to listen to this show, but silly enough to fess up to it. It's not like you have an important job interview to go to or potential inlaws to impress.

Description: We really appreciate that what happens in space tends to stay in space - with some exceptions (sorry, Sweden!). But mostly this has REALLY worked in our favor.