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Provincetown Phone Cases

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This is a vintage pictorial map of Provincetown Massachusetts produced in 1910.

Tags: antique, history, historical, vintage, old

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Alma, check your batteries! Then check out Sister Mary Patrick sliding up into that high note during "Oh Maria." Mater ad mater inter marata indeed! [closed captioned for the hearing impaired]

Tags: funny, choir, chicago, christian, catholic

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Yeah, werk as in bursting out of dudes donning a top hat, spats and a cane singing "Hello my baby, hello my honey," yeah, that kind of werk.

Tags: provincetown, comedy, nostalgia, dancing, movie

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You know, it's a cross between a sloth, a potato, a bottle nose dolphin and a muskrat. No? You think she's just an eager bottom? Yeah. Me too. Wear her with pride!

Tags: kink, fire-island, provincetown, top, pride

Sloppobottomus Phone Case

by Hoagiemouth
$25
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People sometimes say I go a little overboard. But I'm not the guy who tried to extort an amnesiac by convincing her she's the mother of my children. What is a falsetto child anyway?

Tags: millenial, nostalgia, child, boat, san-francisco

A Falsetto Child Phone Case

by Hoagiemouth
$25
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Resisting the urge to type out the lyrics to "Shoop" here. Ahhh! Niece my witness. Err! Can I get some fries. EEK! Yum yum chocolate chip. GAH! MAKE ME WANNA SCREAM OOH OOH I LIKE WHAT YOU DO WHEN YOU DO WHAT YOU DO YOU MAKE ME WANNA SHOOP! ::shrugs::

Tags: diva, folsom, provincetown, lesbian, spinderella

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Aaaaaaaand scene.

Tags: twink, queer, porn, bear, gay-bear

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Ah, summer in the Catskills. We were young and innocent. And then the help started thrusting their pelvic bones and everything went to hell. "Dirty Dancing." More like "Parentally Sanctioned *Dry-Hump* Movie the Babysitter Put on to Keep Me and My Sister Occupied," am I right? Anyway, help yourself to the watermelon.

Tags: funny, dirty, catskills, san-francisco, provincetown

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You know you've wanted to deck old Ouiser Boudreaux ever since she called the cops on you for skinny dipping in the waterhole. Sure, when you say "Hit this" you're usually talking about something else, but you're a dandy. Dandies love a good cat fight. And track lighting. Cat fights and track lighting.

Tags: chick-flick, funny, lgbt, gay-bear, flirt

Hit This! Phone Case

by Hoagiemouth
$25
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Girl, have you clocked Susan Saranwrap's cliffhangers? I haven't seen such busted man hooves since Sharia Law stomped that stage. Of course Susan's drag mother is Tara Nass, so cliffhangers must run in the family. For real though, I think I see mountain goats jumping around her feet. And are they filming a Ricola commercial on her big toe? No! It's a Hoveround commercial. Aww, I love old people! Oh! She's coming. Hi, Susan! You look great!

Tags: fashion, gay, merch, drag, san-francisco

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Cape Cod Peace Rainbow

Tags: rainbow, gay-pride, pride, ma, mass

Cape Code Peace Rainbow Phone Case

by alittlebluesky
$25
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That's what I'm talking about! The ORIGINAL queen of the night. Don't let the scales fool you--she is a PRO-FES-SIO-NAL. I wonder who did her cheeks. They look good though, right? No her first name ain't Lady Gremlin, it's Greta. QUEEN if you're nasty.

Tags: provincetown, pop-culture, female-gremlins, 80s-movies, gay-bear

Queen of the Night Phone Case

by Hoagiemouth
$25
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Bears are great, but Cubs are just as sweet and delicious. Cool off on those warm summer days by wearing this design, and maybe add an ice cream truck jingle to your phone.

Tags: love, gaypride, bisexual, cute-animals, cute

Cubby Cone Phone Case

by AmbrosiaSalad
$25
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Do you order up the sampler platter and snout those poppers like a truffle hunting sow? Do you send them back if they are not ooey and gooey enough? Do you want to see some stretch when you nibble? If you answered "That'll do, pig" to any of the preceding questions, congratulations! You're a poppers pig. Now stuff those jalapenos with cheese, batter 'em down, fry 'em up til they're golden brown, and pop 'em in your face hole while wearing this charming design as a bib! Only then will that do, pig.

Tags: folsom, kink, fire-island, provincetown, gay-otter

Jalapeno Poppers Phone Case

by Hoagiemouth
$25
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He looked cute in Neapolitan, so why not feature the Cubby Cone in the colors of the Bear Pride Flag! Complete with that fun little paper shield to keep your paws clean.

Tags: ptown, provincetown, gay-pride, gay, bear-pride-flag

Cubby Cone Pride Phone Case

by AmbrosiaSalad
$25
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Girl, what part of "Take that thing off of your mouth" do you not understand? Cute look though. Very Victoria's Secret meets matador by way of Mortal Kombat at the Azusa Arcade. FIIIIISH!

Tags: tv, los-angeles, san-francisco, provincetown, lip-sync

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You don't get cute, you get DROP DEAD GORGEOUS! And let me guess, your talent is cheerleading? God you look a lot like Amy Adams! Anyway, good luck with the Mount Rose American Teen Princess Pageant! I'm sure you'll knock 'em dead with your new duds (and exploding swan).

Tags: 90s, gay, funny, mount-rose-american-teen-princess, minnesota

Go Muskies! Phone Case

by Hoagiemouth
$25
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