Quack Medicine Phone Cases - iPhone and Android
Description: Pond’s started out in 1846 as a patent medicine company when Theron T. Pond, a pharmacist from Utica, New York, began selling ‘Golden Treasure’ ... which was renamed as Pond’s Extract. Pond’s Extract was a mixture of witch hazel distillate, alcohol and water. It was promoted as a general cure-all for burns, colds, catarrh, wounds, chilblains, hoarseness, sore throats, piles, scalds, bruises, sunburn, rheumatism, chapped hands, bites, boils, chafing, lameness, nosebleed, frost bite, inflamed eyes and female complaints.
Description: Eau de Embalming adapts an 1890s ad for embalming fluid which is guaranteed to, you know, make the body not so odoriferous. Don't mistake it for Chanel #5. Guaranteed to attract Dancing Skeletons and other living dead things. The perfume preferred by Zombies and the Darkdashians.
Description: "Quack your troubles away with our 'Ducktor' design! This whimsical t-shirt features a charming duck dressed as a doctor, complete with a stethoscope and a prescription for smiles. Perfect for those who appreciate a healthy dose of humor and a touch of quirkiness in their wardrobe!"
