Quack Medicine Pillows

Description: A faded, peeling vintage apothecary label for a dubious wasteland chemical treatment meant to purge radiation, boasting highly questionable ingredients.

Description: Hand illustrated originals and a little humor to brighten your day.

Description: Weird Vintage Pillbox Containing Assorted Pills

Description: A Picture of Good Health - Vintage Brain Mapping Illustration

Description: Ducktor artwork featuring a cute duck in a doctor coat and stethoscope with the phrase Trust me, I’m a Ducktor for playful medical humor.

Description: A sign in the style of old snake oils and miracle cures

Description: "Cascara Bitters" were popular patent medicines and tonics that capitalized on the booming pharmaceutical market for Cascara Sagrada (a stimulant laxative derived from the bark of the California Buckthorn tree).

Description: Pond’s started out in 1846 as a patent medicine company when Theron T. Pond, a pharmacist from Utica, New York, began selling ‘Golden Treasure’ ... which was renamed as Pond’s Extract. Pond’s Extract was a mixture of witch hazel distillate, alcohol and water. It was promoted as a general cure-all for burns, colds, catarrh, wounds, chilblains, hoarseness, sore throats, piles, scalds, bruises, sunburn, rheumatism, chapped hands, bites, boils, chafing, lameness, nosebleed, frost bite, inflamed eyes and female complaints.

Description: Eau de Embalming adapts an 1890s ad for embalming fluid which is guaranteed to, you know, make the body not so odoriferous. Don't mistake it for Chanel #5. Guaranteed to attract Dancing Skeletons and other living dead things. The perfume preferred by Zombies and the Darkdashians.

Description: "Quack your troubles away with our 'Ducktor' design! This whimsical t-shirt features a charming duck dressed as a doctor, complete with a stethoscope and a prescription for smiles. Perfect for those who appreciate a healthy dose of humor and a touch of quirkiness in their wardrobe!"