What plans do you have with your unicorn tonight? Going out for a drink or looking at the stars? This will tell everyone that you are busy with your magical friend. Great gift for anyone who like unicorns or any kind of magical horses or ponies. Also funny for an introvert who just wants to stay home. This is a perfect excuse!
Sorry, not sorry. We all use apologies to get out of messes-- but some times, we don't really mean it. It's the hidden asterisk behind our most blase sorries. 'Sorry I can't' with an underscore of 'and I really don't want to'.
Sometimes having rehearsal for a show can be the best thing in the world. Sometimes it can be the absolute worst. But either way, this theater geek shirt is a great excuse to get out of things you don't want to do and sometimes the things you DO want to do
Sorry, I don't get the life participation award today. Wear this on a day when you just can't deal with life. Nope, not today. Say no to the political craziness and fake news of the real world. Today you will opt out and take a mental break. Great gift for a tired mom who could really use a nap. Perfect for a PMS day, sick day or vacation day. Fun for a college student who is adulting for the first time. Maybe just for a busy entrepreneur who is deep into a project. Life can wait!