"It was lunch time at Wagstaff. Touching butts had been banned by the horrible Headmaster Frond. Suddenly, Tina Belcher appeared in the doorway. She knew what she had to do. She grabbed Jimmy Junior's butt, and changed the world." A design inspired by the movie 'Footloose' and Tina's erotic friend fiction (because there's no movies or TV shows that Tina has't perved up yet).
When contaminated mayonnaise was placed on four cheeseburgers and left in the sun for three weeks, the Tenderloin Meat Juicy Burgers were born! Mutated by the special blend mayo, the burgers were now sentient beings, instructed in the martial arts by El Grande, an evolved burrito casually tossed out by a passing Mexican food truck. Together they battle the Grater, a nano-tech cheese grater hell-bent on shredding the Juicy Burgers into oblivion and ruling the food court. Time to Burger Up!
Tags: ninja-turtles, geek, turtles, gross, rockydavies