Phonecord Merch

Description: The family phone hung on the kitchen wall, and privacy was exactly as long as the coiled cord: about eight feet, fully stretched, under the door. Parents can hear. Parents can still hear. Drawn as a comic panel with halftone dots that fade the farther you get. The version for dark garments is here: https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/100199897-maximum-privacy-coiled-phone-cord-comic-panel

Description: The family phone hung on the kitchen wall, and privacy was exactly as long as the coiled cord: about eight feet, fully stretched, under the door. Parents can hear. Parents can still hear. Drawn as a comic panel with halftone dots that fade the farther you get. The version for light garments is here: https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/100199900-maximum-privacy-coiled-phone-cord-comic-panel-ligh