Gargle Pins and Buttons

Above all, know where your towel is…

After two of those babies, the dullest, most by-the-book Vogon will be up on the bar in stilettos, yodeling mountain shanties and swearing he's the king of the Gray Binding Fiefdoms of Saxaquine

the drink of choice for those hitch-hiking around the galaxy

Gargle blaster

The logo for the Best Drink in Existence, invented by Zaphod Beeblebrox himself! Lovingly hand-made vector graphic, based on the design from the 1981 BBC TV series

Like wearing a gold brick wrapped round a lemon.

Ring tailed Lemur. South Lakes Safari Zoo, Cumbria, England. UK.

drinking shirt for Saint Patrick's Day

Here we have the label for the unofficial Pangalactic Gargleblaster bottle.

Like having your brain smashed out by a slice of lemon wrapped round a large gold brick.

special excuse to drink with friends or family

The taste sensation!

drinking shirt for Saint Patrick's Day

A bit of background: Heublein bottled pre-mixed cocktails up until the late 1970s. They were used particularly in the airline industry, and tiny bottles of Heublein drinks are still collector's items.

drinking shirt for Saint Patrick's Day

Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy Fan Art. Any similarities to famous brand drinks is purely coincidental. You may wish to gargle this drink.

Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy Fan Art. Any similarities to famous brand drinks is purely coincidental. "I'll take mine to go."

Do you know where your towel is?

Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy Fan Art. Any similarities to famous brand drinks is purely coincidental. Stop trying to take my artwork down – go pick on someone else. Thanks.

Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster

Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy Fan Art. Any similarities to famous brand drinks is purely coincidental. This has been reviewed for copyright and is deemed both a parody and no marks are the same as similar black and white branded spirits. Stop trying to take my artwork down – go pick on someone else. Thanks.

like having your brains smashed out with a slice of lemon wrapped round a large gold brick

The second most intelligent species that left the planet.

Funny Meme TShirt, I'll Gargle Your Piss Like It's Listerine Joke Tee, Gift tee

Pangalactic Gargle Blaster

If there's one thing that The Hitch Hiker's Guide To The Galaxy has taught me, it's that the Babel Fish is probably the oddest thing in the universe. Well and that the Earth is mostly harmless... And that dolphins are far more intelligent than we thought... Oh, and that the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster is the best drink in existence... And not forgetting that a towel is the most massively useful thing a hitch hiker can carry.

Gargle My Prostate White

Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy Fan Art. Any similarities to famous brand drinks is purely coincidental. This has been reviewed for copyright and is deemed both a parody and no marks are the same as similar black and white branded spirits. Stop trying to take my artwork down – go pick on someone else. Thanks.

Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy Fan Art.

Feel like shouting? Screaming? Gurgling? Gargling? Grrgugh -ing? So does this.

ALL I GOT WAS MY MARBLES GARGLED

Raccoon on a shabby old background among green spruce trees. A small raccoon among large trees.

Next time you’re at Milliways try a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster, it’s effects are similar to “having your brains smashed in by a slice of lemon wrapped round a large gold brick”. Created by Zaphod Beeblebrox it’s certainly the Best Drink in Existence. Another scifi design brought to you by Deep Space Dives.

Funny Meme TShirt, I'll Gargle Your Piss Like It's Listerine Joke Tee, Gift tee