Gay Bride Pins and Buttons
Description: Oh honey, what are we going to do with this hair? You say you didn't cut it yourself? Right. Must have been a mad scientist then. Ah well, I'm sure I can figure something out. Japanese hair straightening is a must. Leave-in conditioner might help, if you leave it in forever. And some hair dye for sure. I picture you as a firey red. WOAH! WOAH! OK. No fire. No fire. I get it. Jeez, lady. It's nothing to scream over. Not since I gave the Wolfman a mullet have I seen someone freak out like this. You're a feminist icon! Behave like one!
Description: I'm sorry, but those two pinks clearly look nothing alike, mama. My colors are BLUSH and BASHFUL. Don't you work me up now. You know what happens when you work me up, mama. Oh no. My sugars. My sugars, mama! Juice! I need my juice, mama! Mama! SIKE! I got you, mama! You should see yourself. Who's blush and bashful now? ::death drop:: :/
