Murder House Pins and Buttons

Howdy Folks! You like blood? Violence? Freaks of nature? Well then, come on down to Captain Spaulding's Museum of Monsters and Mad-Men. See the Alligator Boy, ride my famous Murder Ride. Most of all, don't forget to take home some of my tasty fried chicken! Ha ha! It just tastes so damn good!

Inspired mashup of the infamous Captain Spaulding.

Inspired mashup of the infamous Captain Spaulding.

Vintage Horror Captain Spaulding

Help Me Hide the Body Funny Horror Murder Quote Hide the Extra Parts Murderer Crime Making a Murderer Serial Killer Killer Horror Murder House Quote

After getting burglar blood on his clown costume, Captain Spaulding wears a hot dog t-shirt with the line, “If I wanted to listen to an Asshole, I’d Fart” on the back. Wear it as part of a Captain Spaulding costume.

In addition to the Lighthouse Motel, I give you the Hill House! A local favorite to send out of towners to meet their impending doom

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The Devil's Reject

Stranger staring at your chest: "Nice rack." (awkward pause) "OF VIDEO CASSETTES!!!"

Otis killer quote 2 from devils rejects

New tshirt design is now available. Get yours today and show your support for our podcast. Available in Heather Grey and Black.

It rests in 13 acres of earth over the very center of hell..!

TECHNICOLOR

Captain Spaulding - Murder Ride

Jason never made it to the Flavortown Kitchen :(

Normal People Scare Me

Help Me Hide the Body Murder Quote Humor Murderer Help Me Hide the Body Crime Serial Killer Making a Murderer Killer Horror Murder House KIlling Humor

Crack House Chronicles Swoosh Logo Design

Best seller.

Winner 1986 Delirium Award!

Evan Peters

Amityville Horror meets Care Bears

Cabot Cove, Maine, New England, fancy boarder. Bicycle and murder mystery outline, summertime edition

9x12" in size portrait of Evan Peters' Tate Langdon from American Horror Story Murder House.

R.I.P. Jim Varney

The sixth book in the American Literati series from Daniel D Victor

Tate & Violet

My Roanoke nightmare house ~ blood moon ~ AHS

Photo taken in Los Angeles in November 2023.

Golden knight ~ Hotel Cortez ~ AHS

Hotel Cortez ~ AHS

In honor of Sid Haig

Not the best house to stay in.

I Scare Normal People