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You'll Shoot Your Eye Out

A Christmas Story Tribute

If Higbee thinks I'm working one minute past 9:00, he can kiss my foot!

He won it. Mind power.

Dun dun dun!

Home of the chinese turkey

Oh Fudge Brand Soap

Son of a bitch...

You can't shoot your eye out with a wreath!

Radio Orphan Annie's Secret Society A Christmas Story

Now you too can show the results of your 'Mind Powers' with this Major Award design. Celebrating one of the Greatest Christmas Movies ever, and the Old Man's most prized possession. Makes the perfect Christmas Gift!

Poor Ralph, all that waiting for his Little Orphan Annie Secret Society Decoder just to get... A stupid AD? Son of a ----

Ralphie from The Christmas Story

Represent Christmas Vacation, A Christmas Story, Home Alone, It's a Wonderful Life and Elf.

A Christmas Story- youll shoot your eye out! - UGLY CHRISTMAS PATTERN

You'll shoot your eye out, kid!

Ralph! Shhh! Y'Mutha! Y'Mutha!

Remember Christmas Story and the famous Leg lamp? Well if you don't just wear this design and watch the movie this Christmas. Now you can get this amazing design in extra colors! Talk about choices! Cool, new, popular, recent, trending, top pick, best seller, top seller, editors pick, number 1 ranked, hot, must-have, recommended, liked, great artwork, awesome design, recommended choice, featured, All designs, best-selling graphics, best trending.

Have a soap connoisseur on your Christmas list? Do they like fudge as well? You're in luck! We're proud to announce Ralphie's "Fine Soap-Flavored Fudge" Sampler! A perfect gift for all Christmas Story fans. We promise you won't be stricken blind. Just don't say the eff, dash, dash, dash word when you taste it's mellow smoothness!

The Lone Rangers' nephew horse? could be worth fifty thousand bucks!

Sketch from classic Christmas film.

Whoopee a Zepplin!

Aaah! "Fra-GEE-leh!" It must be Italian!

Home of the CHINESE TURKEY! Fa-Ra-Ra-Ra-Ra!

a dirty mouth requires an explosive cleaning

Have a soap connoisseur on your Christmas list? Do they like fudge as well? You're in luck! We're proud to announce Ralphie's "Fine Soap-Flavored Fudge!" A perfect gift for all Christmas Story fans. We promise you won't be stricken blind. Just don't say the eff, dash, dash, dash word when you taste it's mellow smoothness!

I won it with mind powers

Remembering the beloved Higbee Department Store in Cleveland Ohio. The official company name was The Higbee Company, but we all called it Higbee's. Eventually they did too, changing their logo. It is also the department store featured in the movie A Christmas Story, where Ralphie Parker first sees the Red Rider BB Gun.

Remember Christmas Story and Ralphie's Red Ryder Official Carbine-Action 200 Shot Range Model Air Rifle? Well if you don't just wear this design and watch the movie this Christmas. Now you can get this amazing design in extra colors! Talk about choices! Cool, new, popular, recent, trending, top pick, best seller, top seller, editors pick, number 1 ranked, hot, must-have, recommended, liked, great artwork, awesome design, recommended choice, featured, All designs, best-selling graphics, best trending.

Narrator: And he did. He did shoot his eye out.

the Christmas classic

Ralphie should have listened to the warnings. Celebrate A Christmas Story with this You'll Shoot Your Eye Out design.

you'll shoot your eye out kid!

A Christmas Story Tribute

Meatloaf or Red Cabbage, that's your choice

Don't you still want a red ryder bb gun, even after seeing this movie. I know I do!