Scientology Pins and Buttons

Words of wisdom from the infamous cult leader and seducer of Hollywood stars.

Tachyon bloodline becomes divine in the desert? Thetan assault on theology? goofy horseshit dreamt up in rural boredom? most likely.

This is our mantra. Repeat after me: Celebrities Vibrate at a Higher Frequency Celebrities are the most important people on the planet. When the end times come, look to the for guidance.

Who do we want? XENU! When do we want him? 10 TRILLION YEARS!

Anonymous - we are legion

Gameboy portrait of ole LRH to show the world you've gone clear!

Show up to your first day of Sea Org in this!

Xenu called this prison colony Teegeeack. Thetan colonies now call it "Earth" but this shirt is OLD SCHOOL

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Radicalize Sea Org!

Tom Cruise portrait using a No. 2 pencil by Chicago Artist Billy Jackson.

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Show off your SP pride!

Show off your SP pride!

Show off your SP pride!

Show off your SP pride!

Show off your SP pride!

Show off your SP pride!

The Louis Theroux design is inspired by the British/American documentarian and broadcaster famous for his Weird Weekends series of documentaries exploring the outer reaches of alternative American culture. His most recent feature length work was an expose of the Scientology movement and Theroux's attempts to gain access.

Ward off the evil BTs with this retro design!

PARSONS

Stickers perfect for getting your message across in tiny ways.

Ward off the evil BTs with this retro design!

Warn people that you are SUPPRESSIVE with this cute pink cat. Sciencetology's official glossary defines a Suppressive Person as being: a person who possesses a distinct set of characteristics and mental attitudes that cause him to suppress other people in his vicinity. This is the person whose behavior is calculated to be disastrous.

The Robert De Grimston The Process Church design is inspired by the founder of The Process Church of the Final Judgement during the 60's and 70's. The Process Church was founded by Robert De Grimston and his wife Mary Ann Maclean after they had met at the Church of Scientology in London. The Process held that God is made of four separate parts equally worthy of worship -- Jehovah, Christ, Lucifer and Satan --- and that a person must worship all four in succession to gain enlightenment.