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Be Free Scientology.tv Hat
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Description: Be Free Scientology.tv

Tags: scientologytv, be free, freedom

Be Free Scientology.tv Hat

by Norman John

$19

S.Cross Tote
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Description: Hope.

Tags: black and white, comics, cross, fantasy, farcry

S.Cross Tote

by adamlukazy

$20

I Can't Afford To Be A Scientologist Tote
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Description: I Can't Afford To Be A Scientologist

Tags: anti cult, anti scientology, cult, ex scientologist, funny quote
Scientology It’s Cool and Shit Alien Chaos Art Sticker

Description: This chaotic sci-fi parody design combines a celebrity-inspired character, aliens, UFOs, and explosive action with irreverent humor. Blending conspiracy themes and retro science fiction aesthetics, the artwork creates an absurd, over-the-top visual packed with satire and cosmic energy. Perfect for fans of pop culture spoofs, extraterrestrial chaos, and edgy comedy, the design delivers a loud and unforgettable statement with vintage sci-fi vibes.

Tags: absurd comedy, alien invasion, chaotic artwork, conspiracy humor, cult parody
LRH the Pirate Kids Hoodie

Description: Radicalize Sea Org!

Tags: scientology, lrh, cult

LRH the Pirate Kids Hoodie

by Land Turtle Records

$36

LRH Book Jacket Tee Tote
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Description: Show up to your first day of Sea Org in this!

Tags: lrh, cult, scientology

LRH Book Jacket Tee Tote

by Land Turtle Records

$20

Not Today, Thetan! Pillow
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Description: Ward off the evil BTs with this retro design!

Tags: scientology, anti cult, stop human trafficking, scientologist

Not Today, Thetan! Pillow

by Seekingcerulean

$28

The Process Robert De Grimston Design Baseball T-Shirt

Description: The Robert De Grimston The Process Church design is inspired by the founder of The Process Church of the Final Judgement during the 60's and 70's. The Process Church was founded by Robert De Grimston and his wife Mary Ann Maclean after they had met at the Church of Scientology in London. The Process held that God is made of four separate parts equally worthy of worship -- Jehovah, Christ, Lucifer and Satan --- and that a person must worship all four in succession to gain enlightenment.

Tags: lucifer, cult, scientology, final judgement, the process church
L. Ron Hubbard Socks

Description: Gameboy portrait of ole LRH to show the world you've gone clear!

Tags: l ron hubbard, nintendo, scientology, gameboy camera

L. Ron Hubbard Socks

by Land Turtle Records

$20

Satirical Anti-MAGA Scientology Parody Design T-Shirt

Description: Satirical Anti-MAGA Scientology Parody Design

Tags: retro gift
Teegeeack Inmate Of The Month Bag
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Description: Xenu called this prison colony Teegeeack. Thetan colonies now call it "Earth" but this shirt is OLD SCHOOL

Tags: cult of the month, aliens, prison, earth, scientology

Teegeeack Inmate Of The Month Bag

by The Offensive Dot Com

$24

L. Ron Hoyabembe Sticker
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Description: Who do we want? XENU! When do we want him? 10 TRILLION YEARS!

Tags: humour, scientology, eric andre show, funny, cult

L. Ron Hoyabembe Sticker

by Kippster

$3.50

Jesus meets the UFO psychedelic religious pop art Bag
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Description: Tachyon bloodline becomes divine in the desert? Thetan assault on theology? goofy horseshit dreamt up in rural boredom? most likely.

Tags: aliens, space, tachyon, scientology, cosmos
Anonymous - we are legion Magnet
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Description: Anonymous - we are legion

Tags: 4chan, anonymous, chanology, guy fawkes, hacktivism
PARSONS Hoodie
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Description: PARSONS

Tags: thelema, crowley, rocket engineer, oto, los alamos

PARSONS Hoodie

by LOS ALAMOS PROJECT T

$42

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