Platypus Skull Merch
Description: Grumpy distressed cartoon featuring an ill-tempered platypus pirate captain in an ornate coat and tricorn skull hat squinting through a brass spyglass, paired with the blunt insult: "'Up Or Down, Captain Assclown?'" A hilarious sarcastic tee for sailors, boaters, frustrated coworkers, and unapologetic smart-alecks.
Up Or Down Captain Assclown - Sarcastic Pirate Platypus Baseball T-Shirt
by Fisheyed Graphics
$19 $26
Description: Cute face. Morbid interests. Excellent taste. Perfect for goth girls, alternative fashion lovers, spooky cute enthusiasts, and anyone whose personality falls somewhere between sweetheart and cemetery enthusiast. Because being cute is temporary. Being dead cute is a lifestyle.
Dead Cute – Gothic Skull Cherry Edition Socks
by theplaidplatypusco
$14 $20
Description: Sweet, but make it slightly unhinged. Perfect for anyone who loves gothic humor, creepy cute graphics, retro typography, skull art, and alternative fashion.
Sweet Little Nightmare – Retro Skull Cherry Edition Phone Case
by theplaidplatypusco
$17 $23
Sweet to the Bone – Gothic Skull Cherry Edition Kids Hoodie
by theplaidplatypusco
$26 $36
Description: Cute ideas. Darker days. Still shine. It’s made for anyone who loves black cats, goth style, alt fashion, spooky cute art, dark feminine energy, and a little sweetness with their chaos.
Cute Ideas Darker Days – Gothic Black Cat Edition Posters and Art
by theplaidplatypusco
$10 $14
Description: This adorable design by artist Jeff Bartels features a small baby platypus decorated with Day of the Dead Sugar Skull patterns. A single rose appears on the platypus’ head with a five point star sitting in the middle of it’s forehead. The tiny duck billed animal is decorated with swirls and dot patterns in the tradition of the Day of the Dead Sugar Skulls. This unique platypus design is an adorable way to celebrate the Day of the Dead
Red Day of the Dead Sugar Skull Baby Platypus Sticker
by jeffbartels
$3.00 $3.50