Poke Me Merch
Description: A bold, unapologetic typography statement design featuring the brutally honest quote: "One thing about me... I'm gone be late BUT I'm coming." Perfect for chronically late besties, slow-poker friends, procrastinators, introverts struggling to get out the door, and anyone operating on their own unique time zone. Whether you're rushing to a party, heading to a brunch meetup, or just warning everyone before you arrive 30 minutes past schedule, this hilarious and relatable humor graphic is sure to spark big laughs and turn heads.
Description: A bold, unapologetic typography statement design featuring the brutally honest quote: "One thing about me... I'm gone be late BUT I'm coming." Perfect for chronically late besties, slow-poker friends, procrastinators, introverts struggling to get out the door, and anyone operating on their own unique time zone. Whether you're rushing to a party, heading to a brunch meetup, or just warning everyone before you arrive 30 minutes past schedule, this hilarious and relatable humor graphic is sure to spark big laughs and turn heads.
One Thing About Me I'm Gone Be Late But I'm Coming Funny Sarcastic Procrastination Humor Tapestry
by Pink Ocean
$23 $30
Description: Cute and spiky with a side of sass. “Poke Me Once, Shame on You” is the ultimate hedgehog design for those who know better than to touch without asking. Whether it’s your pet or your personality that bites back, this shirt is perfect for animal lovers with strong boundaries and a sharp sense of humor.
Description: Awesom Newsom, Gavin Newsom 2028, Support Newsom for President. Newsom #48 in '28, Deliberate misspelling, get noticed!
Awesom Newsom, Gavin Newsom 2028, Support Newsom for President. Newsom #48 in '28, Deliberate misspelling, get noticed! Tapestry
by Alpha Lock
$23 $30
