Mitch Hedberg Quote Posters and Art Prints

“I bought a donut and they gave me a receipt for the donut. I don’t need a receipt for the donut. I give you the money and you give me the donut, end of transaction. We don’t need to’ bring ink and paper into this. I can’t imagine a scenario that I would have to prove that I bought a donut “ - Mitch Hedberg (1968 - 2005)

Introverted But Willing To Discuss Mitch Hedberg

Mitch Hedberg

Mitch Hedberg "I'm Sick of Following My Dreams..."

Mitch Hedberg •2• Retro 90s Aesthetic Style Design

Mitch Hedberg •• Retro 90s Aesthetic Style Design

“This shirt is dry clean only which means… it’s dirty” - Mitch Hedberg (1968 - 2005)

“‘an escalator can never break, it can only become stairs. You should never see an ‘Escalator temporarily out of order’ sign, just ‘Escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience’” - Mitch Hedburg (1968 - 2005)

Creative Art

god damn mitch was funny

Mitch Hedberg "Rice Is Great..."

Mitch Hedberg is one of the all-time great comedians, particular at one-liners. This one I thought would make a good t-shirt, particularly for people who want to protest.

Mitch Hedberg was taken from us far too early. A comedian with lines that were unpredictable and funny.

yeah

Mitch Hedberg "This Shirt is Dry Clean Only..."

A truck load of potatoes got dropped off and pringles was like "Fuck it chop em up"

They love trash.

Is a Hippopotamus a Hippopotamus...

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‘The fly was very close to being called a ‘land’ because that’s what it does half the time” - Mitch Hedberg (1968 - 2005) Complete with printed fly as a full-stop (period)

A possum comedian with a modified Mitch Hedberg joke.

A possum comedian with a modified Mitch Hedberg joke.

A possum comedian with a modified Mitch Hedberg joke.