Monty Posters and Art Prints

Linville Gorge North Carolina

Cartoon version of my dog Monty

Monty Don The Gardener

I Love Monty Don

The fabled parrot from the Monty Python sketch.

Watercolor and pen ink illustration of Molly the penguin.

Black Knight digital art

Long ago, the Knights Tortilla set off on a quest for the holiest of relics. The Chalice of the Holy Guacamole! Lo and behold, they found this sacred Chalice and stood in awe of the benevolent guacamole. Their quest was cut short however, when an unknown assailant grabbed one of the knights and dipped him into the divine guacamole and ate the poor unsuspecting knight. The other Tortilla knights scattered, fearing to ever seek out the Chalice again.

Airspeed Velocity of an Unladen Swallow

Tis But a Scratch

Design inspired in the Caerbannog Rabbit from Monty Python and the Holy Grail movie.

This is the first installment of 10 where I will feature cute little Halloween monsters. Monty needs coffee to wake up and has a snarky personality

Quotes from Fawlty Towers

Perfect for soldiers, veterans, military model builders and military history enthusiasts. Also makes a cool WW2 special forces gift at Christmas and birthdays.

Team JNPR

Make Judea Great again

Make Judea Great again

ARTHUR: Where could we find this cave, O Tim? TIM: Follow. But! Follow only if ye be men of valour, for the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel that no man yet has fought with it and lived! Bones of full fifty men lie strewn about its lair. So, brave knights, if you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth. ARTHUR: What an eccentric performance.

Tetsuo & Black Knight crossover

Logo from The Rutles: All You Need is Cash.

King Arthur: Now stand aside, worthy adversary. Black Knight: Tis but a scratch. King Arthur: A scratch?! Your arm's off! Black Knight: No it isn't. King Arthur: Well what's that then? [Pointing to the knight's arm lying on the ground.] Black Knight: I've had worse. King Arthur: You liar!

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is surprise ... surprise and fear ... our two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency.... Our three weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency ... and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope.

"A scratch?! your arm's off!"

Monty a wirehaired pointing griffon/German wirehaired pointer Location: Overmountain Victory Trail Western North Carolina

"And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high..."

Tim The Enchanter. John Cleese in Monty Python and the holy grail.

Now, write it out 100 times

Python Code - Your Mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries

monty python

A happy pooch with his new ball.

Tis But a Scratch

Make Judea Great again

The Black Knight from Monty Python's search for the holy grail is here to keep people from passing you.

Rwby

A tribute to the bridge keeper

funny design black knight quote '' Tis But A Scratch'', is grate gift for old movies fans