Listen up freakshow! We've got ourselves a game of truth or consequences, yeah, to see what you're made of, yeah, a means of getting to find out WHAT EXACTLY YOU'RE MADE OF, Dig it?!?
CUP O' MARINARA IN THE BIG TIME, the dough will always RISE TO THE TOP. Always savory, never stale! I am the Pizza Man! OOOOH YEAH!
This loving tribute to two 80s icons of both the squared circle and the squared box containing a circle is brought to you by the Church of Cheesy Crust and Latter Day Toppings. DIG IT!