Noid Tapestries

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For years you've avoided the Noid, but now he's back with a vengeance! Grab your ode to the classic pizza mascot today.

Better not get this guy annoyed!

Love Domino's and cold pizza? This is the shirt for you. Domino's famous slogan "Avoid the Noid" means nothing to you. You actively search for the Noid to ruin your pie.

Remember Domino's mascot from the 80s and 90s, The Noid? Well remember to Avoid the Noid!

Fun fact: The Noid was voiced by Pons Maar, who also played the lead Wheeler in the terrifying "Return to Oz" movie!

AVOID THE NOID shirt

For years you've avoided the Noid, but now he's back with a vengeance! Are You A Noid Yet? Grab your ode to the classic pizza mascot today.

The Noid Logo-proof-

Noid Logo

Avoid The Noid

A shirt honoring everyone's favorite psycho cyborg.

Don't Be Parrot-noid Funny Bird Parrot Pun features a parrot reminding us not to be paranoid . Perfect pun gift for family and friends who love cute bird parrot puns.

Listen up freakshow! We've got ourselves a game of truth or consequences, yeah, to see what you're made of, yeah, a means of getting to find out WHAT EXACTLY YOU'RE MADE OF, Dig it?!? CUP O' MARINARA IN THE BIG TIME, the dough will always RISE TO THE TOP. Always savory, never stale! I am the Pizza Man! OOOOH YEAH! This loving tribute to two 80s icons of both the squared circle and the squared box containing a circle is brought to you by the Church of Cheesy Crust and Latter Day Toppings. DIG IT!

After his mascot days, he learned some new skillz

Don't Be Parrot-noid Funny Bird Parrot Pun features a parrot reminding us not to be paranoid . Perfect pun gift for family and friends who love cute bird parrot puns.