Somebody Kill Me Please Posters and Art Prints

Somebody Kill Me Please!!

Please kill me.

The Wedding Singer

Bumble bee "Please don't pester me, pesticides kill" is from my original watercolour painting.

Preserve all lives! Perfect gift for a cool friend who loves nature, animals and deer.

stay here, we'll go bowling!

ghostin foos 4

A writer and a frontman of the bands The Voidoids and Television

Ice Nine Kills is an American heavy metal band from Boston, Massachusetts, signed to Fearless Records. Best known for its horror-inspired lyrics, Ice Nine Kills was formed in its earliest incarnation in 2000 by high school friends Spencer Charnas and Jeremy Schwartz.

Image of a white gun. On its background there is an inscription reading "Please don't kill me with your sense of humor". Underneath the drawing of the gun is an image of a clown's face with a yellow bow and a painted face. Graphics against a background of red stain and white bubbles.

Coins get slabbed. Our coin collection grows and grows and grows! We pay money for money! Somebody help us! Actually we don't want any help, we're fine, to us anyway. Grab this funny coin collecting themed idea today for you the numismatist or a gift for the coin collector in your life!

Richard Hell illustration

"Send a clear message with our 'Please Stay Away, Don't Flirt with Me, My Girlfriend Will Kill You' shirt. This shirt is not just a fashion statement; it's a lighthearted way to show your commitment and love for your girlfriend. Perfect for sending a friendly warning to those who might have amorous intentions, this shirt combines humor and devotion in a unique and eye-catching way. Wear it proudly and let your sense of humor shine!"

Cool fat cat lover design

Please Don't Kill Me Mr Ghostface

"Send a clear message with our 'Please Stay Away, Don't Flirt with Me, My Girlfriend Will Kill You' shirt. This shirt is not just a fashion statement; it's a lighthearted way to show your commitment and love for your girlfriend. Perfect for sending a friendly warning to those who might have amorous intentions, this shirt combines humor and devotion in a unique and eye-catching way. Wear it proudly and let your sense of humor shine!"

No one is listening my friend

Dr. X's Annual Save the World Telethon

Hold me, thrill me, kiss me, kill me!

be the reason someone smiles today