We Fix Space Junk Posters and Art Prints

Show your support for your favourite two-women-in-space-but-one's-a-cyborg-named-after-a-jar-and-the-other-one's-an-ex-socialite podcast with We Fix Space Junk merch!

I STILL DON'T HAVE ANY!

From the podcast We Fix Space Junk

Show your commitment to Automnicon and maybe, just maybe, you'll be saved...

Show your commitment to Automnicon and maybe, just maybe, you'll be saved...

From the podcast We Fix Space Junk

Your breathing privileges may be revoked at any time. Show your commitment to Automnicon and maybe, just maybe, you'll be saved...

Show your support for your favourite two-women-in-space-but-one's-a-cyborg-named-after-a-jar-and-the-other-one's-an-ex-socialite podcast with We Fix Space Junk merch!

It's Highly Infectious!

And don't read the fine print. Another fine product from the Automnicon Clothing line.

Another wonderful design from Automnicon. Support your favourite intergalactic corporation today! The Best Way to Survive is to follow our instructions exactly*. *Unauthorised survival will be penalised.

"Another wonderful design from Automnicon. Support your favourite intergalactic corporation today! Did you know that all of the individual elements in your body are worth approximately 150 credits? But to Automnicon, our workers are worth far more than that*. *As low-value assets carrying out high-value repairs."

Another wonderful design from Automnicon. Support your favourite intergalactic corporation today! Take the risk! Follow your heart! (and your contractual obligations)* *Risk may result in injury or death. Contractual obligations must be carried out before heart may be followed. All funereal costs and contractual debts will be passed on to your registered next of kin. Automnicon. We Own You.

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A mildly threatening ad from Automnicon (from the podcast We Fix Space Junk)

A design from the AutomniClothes fashion range

A design from the AutomniClothes fashion line

A design from the AutomniClothes fashion range

A design from the AutomniClothes fashion range

Obedience is its own reward

Another wonderful design from Automnicon. Support your favourite intergalactic corporation today! If you don't keep trying, how will you achieve anything? (Also if your rate of trying falls below your pre-stated limit we will turn off the air. It's in your contract.) Automnicon. We Own You.

Another wonderful design from Automnicon. Support your favourite intergalactic corporation today! Tip of the Day: Nothing is particularly hard if you break it down into smaller jobs. So stop making excuses or we'll turn off the air. Automnicon. We Own You.

Another wonderful design from Automnicon. Support your favourite intergalactic corporation today! Millions of Other Planets are out there, just waiting for you to explore*. Join Automnicon Today. *The majority of your missions will not involve exploration and are more likely to involve hazardous repairs of some kind.

From the AutomniClothes fashion line.

Sponsor Bot Loves You! Another wonderful design from Automnicon. Support your favourite intergalactic corporation today!

A design from the AutomniClothes fashion brand

Another wonderful design from Automnicon. Support your favourite intergalactic corporation today! Time is Running Out. Tired of the constant betrayals rendered on you by your fleshy body? Register your interest with Automnicon's Hive Mind now!

Another wonderful design from Automnicon. Support your favourite intergalactic corporation today! Do More of What You Love*. *so long as what you love is working for Automnicon.

A design from the AutomniClothes fashion range

A shirt from Automnicon's clothing line, AutomniClothes.

A design from the AutomniClothes fashion range

The Fridge.

Another wonderful design from Automnicon. Support your favourite intergalactic corporation today! Automnicon's Workforce. Fueled by happy thoughts, debt and breakfast paste.

Celebrate the most festive time of year with this design from We Fix Space Junk!

Show your loyalty for your favourite Intergalactic HyperCorporation! Now UNDER NEW MANAGEMENT.

Celebrate Brucemas the legally sanctioned way with this official design from Automnicon