Potsie Merch

Description: Postural Orthostatic Tachycardia Syndrome stops bodies from retaining salt, which causes dehydration, racing heart rate, and fainting.

Description: Great show

Description: The boy of Happy Days probably hanging out at Arnold's diner.

Description: Potsie Fairy Dust

Description: A mashup of Edward Hopper's "Nighthawks" and Arnold's from Happy Days featuring Arnold, Fonzie, Ralph and Potsie.

Description: Juggling comorbidities is no picnic. One diagnosis leads to another, which triggers the next, and so on. Managing each diagnosis on its own is enough work, let alone managing several different disorders and syndromes. We might as well have some fun with it.

Description: Classic tv show. One of my all-time favorites.

Description: Sometimes chronic illness looks like you aren’t doing very much when you’re actually trying harder than anyone can see

Description: Just ask for Arthur Fonzerelli.

Description: Cyclic and chronic conditions are still present and still disabling no matter how the person looks on the outside. There's nothing wrong about using mobility aids, or using a whole host of different mobility aids, or not using any at all.

Description: Shotz Beer Glove

Description: postural orthostatic tachycardia syndrome

Description: Flaunt your high-maintenance health and flawless style with this funny retro comic pop art design. Featuring a glamorous vintage woman applying lipstick in a compact mirror alongside the playful phrase "Medically Expensive But Super Cute," this graphic is the ultimate blend of fashion and medical humor. It is a relatable, empowering statement piece for spoonies, chronic illness warriors, rare disease patients, and anyone managing high medical bills with a sense of humor.

Description: Salt Freak! This funny, retro-inspired cartoon salt shaker design features a happy little shaker character and the text "Salt Freak." It is the perfect, relatable design for POTSies (people with Postural Orthostatic Tachycardia Syndrome), dysautonomia warriors, spoonies, and anyone whose doctor prescribed an absurd daily sodium intake to help manage blood volume. If your medical requirement means you put salt on literally everything or carry single-serve packets in your bag, this cute and sarcastic awareness artwork is made just for you. Great design for chronic illness awareness, medical humor, or foodies who just really love their seasoning!

Description: Celebrate resilience and raise awareness for the "terrible trifecta" of invisible illnesses with this unique geometric zebra logo design. Featuring the acronyms for Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome (EDS), Postural Orthostatic Tachycardia Syndrome (POTS), and Mast Cell Activation Syndrome (MCAS), this design is perfect for chronic illness warriors, spoonies, and medical zebras who handle the daily flare-ups of these overlapping conditions with strength.

Description: Flaunt your dizzy humor with this trendy, vintage-inspired "Hot Girls Pass Out" design. Featuring bold, distressed groovy typography mixed with retro stars and a sunburst graphic, this design brings a lighthearted, sarcastic spin to fainting spells and syncope. It is the ultimate statement piece for POTS warriors, dysautonomia spoonies, and chronic illness advocates who navigate their symptoms with unmatched style and a sense of humor.

Description: postural orthostatic tachycardia syndrome

Description: Dodging Triggers Is My Cardio is a funny mental health, chronic illness, and dark humor design featuring a playful dodgeball-inspired stick figure dodging life's "triggers." Perfect for potsies, spoonies, and people who love sarcastic humor, introverts, therapists, psychology students, gym humor fans, and anyone who copes with stress through laughter. Makes a great gift for friends, coworkers, counselors, and anyone who appreciates witty memes, self-aware humor, and relatable anxiety jokes.

Description: Lean into the dizzy reality with this retro pop art design featuring a comic-style woman with stars spinning around her head and the text "POTS HEAD." A clever, humorous pun on Postural Orthostatic Tachycardia Syndrome, this graphic is perfect for spoonies, dysautonomia warriors, and anyone who navigates chronic illness and fainting spells with a sense of humor.

Description: Zebra badge design representing the EDS, POTS, and MCAS trifecta. Features a geometric zebra head on olive green with distressed vintage typography. Perfect for spoonies, chronic illness warriors, and anyone navigating the EDS/POTS/MCAS combo. The zebra is the symbol for rare diseases and Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome — because when you hear hoofbeats, sometimes it IS a zebra.

Description: Zebra badge design representing the EDS, POTS, and MCAS trifecta. Features a geometric zebra head on olive green with distressed vintage typography. Perfect for spoonies, chronic illness warriors, and anyone navigating the EDS/POTS/MCAS combo. The zebra is the symbol for rare diseases and Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome — because when you hear hoofbeats, sometimes it IS a zebra.

Description: Playful, unique zebra badge representing the EDS, POTS, and MCAS trifecta. Features a stylized zebra head in a gold and white circle with retro block lettering. The zebra represents rare and misdiagnosed conditions — because sometimes it really is a zebra. Perfect for chronic illness warriors rocking the full combo.

Description: The Fonz will see you now.

Description: Show your strength with this retro POTS Spoonie design! Featuring a detailed medical zebra holding a spoon against a warm vintage rainbow, this graphic raises awareness for Postural Orthostatic Tachycardia Syndrome. It perfectly combines the medical zebra symbol for rare or invisible illnesses with the classic "Spoon Theory." Great for anyone managing dysautonomia, chronic illness, tachycardia, or conditions like EDS and MCAS. Wear it proudly to spread awareness, spark vital conversations, or gift it to a fellow chronic illness warrior.

Description: See you at Arnold's Drive In! Just ask for The Font!

Description: Maybe you have POTS like me and salt is a part of your daily routine. Or maybe you’re a little bitter about video games. Either way, I’ve got you covered.

Description: Folks with chronic illnesses (EDS, fibromyalgia, chronic fatigue, and so many others) use “spoons” as a unit of energy. We only have so many spoons in a day. It takes spoons to cook, shower, work, socialize, and play. If you’re “saving spoons,” it means you can’t do too much today because you know you need to do stuff tomorrow! Thanks for supporting a spoonie artist! Feel free to send me a message if there’s anything you’d like to customize! I can change colors and scale and all kinds of things. Don’t hesitate to get in touch!

Description: Showcasing a fatigued cat alongside a turquoise ribbon, this design reflects the daily challenges faced by POTS sufferers. It's a heartfelt symbol for resilience and understanding in the POTS community.

Description: This shirt is designed to draw attention to the dysautonomia disorder called postural orthostatic tachycardia syndrome.

Description: It’s okay to turn feral when spoons are running low. #spoonielife