Primate Merch
Description: Unleash your wild side with Kamikaze Primate — a bold streetwear design fusing Japanese moto culture with rebellious ape energy. Featuring a graphic gorilla in vintage helmet and goggles alongside Japanese lettering for "monkey" (猿) and "motorbike" (オートバイ), this tee is a tribute to speed, chaos, and primal instinct. Built for those who ride fast, live loud, and never blend in. Perfect for bikers, manga heads, or urban misfits.
Description: When scientists Clive and Warren - who were trying to develop an anger inhibitor with which to end domestic and urban rage worldwide - decided to test their inhibitor on chimpanzees and at least one human subject, they exposed chimps at the Primate Research Centre to the anger inhibitor, using the Ebola Virus as a delivery system. Over the course of two weeks, isolated genomes in the Ebola Virus reacted to the inhibitor, and mutated it into the Rage Virus. (28 Days Later: The Aftermath)
Description: Planet Of The Apes Sunset. This tribute design of the classic 1968 movie scene of the 3 apes on horseback is iconic. Cool, new, popular, recent, trending, top pick, best seller, top seller, editors pick, number 1 ranked, hot, must-have, recommended, liked, great artwork, awesome design, recommended choice, featured, All designs, best-selling graphics, best trending.
Description: Real Genius is a 1985 American science fiction comedy film set on the campus of Pacific Tech, a science and engineering university. The plot follows genius senior Chris Knight, who is tasked with working on a space laser, only to learn it will be used as a weapon by the CIA. Knight, being a slacker and pacifist, doesn't like the idea of working on weapon systems, so he applies himself to making sure the project fails. One of the various t-shirts he wears in the film is one for the International Order For Gorillas, a presumably fictitious environmental organization out to save the gorillas or something.
Description: A striking visual featuring the word 'PRIMATE' and the tagline 'THEY THOUGHT HE WAS FAMILY' in bold red lettering against a black background. A silhouetted ape-like figure stands ominously in the center, with a red handprint visible in the bottom left corner.
Primate They Thought He Was Family Bigfoot Crewneck Sweatshirt
by EONGJE STUDIO
$28 $35
Description: A silhouette of a primate with the text 'PRIMATE THEY THOUGHT HE WAS FAMILY' is displayed in a striking red font against a dark background, with a red handprint in the lower-left corner.
Primate They Thought He Was Family Gorilla Silhouette Tote
by EONGJE STUDIO
$14 $20
Description: A dark scene depicting multiple silhouette figures of primates of various sizes interacting with a tall, rectangular, grey structure. Some primates are shown pushing or reaching upwards towards the structure's surface. The background is entirely black, and the structure has a subtle pinkish hue on its left edge.
Primate Figures Reaching Upwards Towards Tall Structure Phone Case
by RIO BRIAN AMIGOS
$17 $23
Description: This expressive print featuring a colorful painting of a gorilla face will be a stylish choice for any person who's in love with the largest living primate. The original image of an ape was specially created for the people who are crazy about gorillas and the power of this animal. So, this print is also a great gift idea for that special big monkey lover in your life!
Description: This thinking monkey design captures a contemplative primate making a classic thinking gesture. With its playful expression and meme inspired humor, it suits animal lovers, monkey fans, overthinkers, students, coworkers, and anyone who enjoys clever visual jokes. The thinking monkey phrase makes this artwork easy to find for fans of reaction memes, thoughtful humor, and expressive animal illustrations.
Thinking Monkey Contemplative Primate Meme Kids Hoodie
by Wonder Hayme
$26 $36
Fat Orangutan or "What do you mean they're out of chicken sandwiches?" Socks
by jpat6000
$14 $20
Description: Does anybody remember that band The Pixies? Literally music to recycle tin cans by right? They had a release in 1989 called Monkey Gone to Heaven. I often thought if only somebody would have saved that poor monkey from whatever fate befell him that humanity would also have been saved from 34 years of suffering through that grating song. Save the monkey-Save humanity. I beg you.
Save the Monkey Pixies Hate Sad Monkey Kids T-Shirt
by SunGraphicsLab
$16 $23
