Priti Patel Merch

Referendum Party campaigner & all round general European Union party pooper Priti Patel.

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Says it all really. Although she loves to appear superior to everyone else, Priti Patel demonstrates very little intelligence when making decisions that affect the nation.

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Nuff said. Perhaps she could be expelled to Rwanda?

Can the other Tory leadership candidates combat new kid on the block Tom Tugendhat? Have you ever even heard of him before now? Thought so.

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Someone needs to lay a trap for this Tory leadership contender before he gets a chance to screw up the whole of the UK, in addition to the nation's public transport system.

Can you really trust a minister who brokered a deal with Australia that threatens to run UK farmers and other food producers out of business?

Will Sunak remain in the lead in the Tory Leadership race, or will another national disgrace hijack his chances?

Will the other Tory leadership candidates confront Jeremy Hunt about his horrendous handling of the NHS when he was Minister for Health & Social Care? Almost certainly. The knives are out already!

Dishy? No, fishy! We all know there have been plenty of fishy goings-on around Rishi and his wife. No doubt there will be more to come.

There are plenty of people who say, "Never Trust a Tory." I wouldn't trust this gaffe-prone Tory to organise my stationery cupboard, let alone run the country!

"Never Rishi!" So goes the rallying cry on Twitter. Wonder why it's trending? Hmm...

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