Progress Merch
Radicalized By Basic Decency Justice Courage Progress Equality Long Sleeve T-Shirt
by Funny Animal Kings
$24
Radicalized By Basic Decency Justice Courage Progress Equality Crewneck Sweatshirt
by Funny Animal Kings
$35
Description: A bundled-up turtle hauls a giant thermos on its back, wrapped in a cozy hat and scarf, patiently waiting on warmth. Funny, cozy, and unapologetically unhurried. For anyone who takes their time getting anywhere, including warm.
I'm Going To Be Warm Eventually Design – Funny Slow Turtle Illustration T-Shirt
by Luminari Creations
$24
Description: A hilarious warning sign-inspired design featuring a blazing barbecue grill with playful stick figures dodging the heat. Combining caution sign graphics with classic grilling humor, this bold artwork is perfect for backyard cookouts, barbecue enthusiasts, pitmasters, and anyone who enjoys outdoor cooking with a sense of humor. The distressed industrial style adds a fun, eye-catching twist to every BBQ gathering.
Description: This bouldering humor speaks directly to dedicated rock climbers, indoor facility regulars, and outdoor mountain explorers. The clever climbing joke captures the intense physical focus and daily obsession required to conquer difficult vertical routes. Embracing the climbing lifestyle demands immense physical strength and a resilient mindset for every challenging ascent.
Description: Celebrate the dedication of paraprofessionals with this inspiring Small Steps Big Progress design. Perfect for special education teachers, classroom aides, teaching assistants, and school support staff who help students succeed every day. A thoughtful appreciation gift for educators.
Description: A funny sleeping seal takes a well-earned break among bright traffic cones beneath the playful phrase “Caution Nap In Progress.” A cute choice for nap lovers, marine wildlife fans, seal enthusiasts, sleepy coworkers, introverts, and anyone who treats rest like serious business.
Description: A darkly humorous gothic design centered on a mysterious black crow and the ominous phrase Murder in Progress. The artwork blends macabre humor with gothic bird imagery, creating a sinister yet playful atmosphere. Crow symbolism, dark nature, spooky aesthetics, and corvid imagery give the design an eerie character suited to fans of gothic art and mysterious birds. The clever double meaning of murder adds a mischievous edge while celebrating the strange, intelligent, and haunting appeal of crows.
Description: A bold emblem featuring a strong worker with crossed arms and wrenches, symbolizing resilience and craftsmanship. Designed to honor Labour Day, it celebrates the dignity of work and the pride of skilled trades — ideal for apparel, accessories, or merchandise that pays tribute to hardworking makers
Description: Track your social limits in style with this funny 2026 Social Battery Progress graph! Featuring a sarcastic bar chart that perfectly balances 15% self-care, 85% plans made, 100% plans cancelled, and a solid 0% social effort, this relatable graphic is the ultimate outfit for homebodies and introverts. It makes a hilarious, sarcastic gift for anyone dealing with social anxiety, low energy, or the simple joy of staying home instead of going out.
