Progress Merch
Description: A darkly humorous gothic design centered on a mysterious black crow and the ominous phrase Murder in Progress. The artwork blends macabre humor with gothic bird imagery, creating a sinister yet playful atmosphere. Crow symbolism, dark nature, spooky aesthetics, and corvid imagery give the design an eerie character suited to fans of gothic art and mysterious birds. The clever double meaning of murder adds a mischievous edge while celebrating the strange, intelligent, and haunting appeal of crows.
Description: Track your social limits in style with this funny 2026 Social Battery Progress graph! Featuring a sarcastic bar chart that perfectly balances 15% self-care, 85% plans made, 100% plans cancelled, and a solid 0% social effort, this relatable graphic is the ultimate outfit for homebodies and introverts. It makes a hilarious, sarcastic gift for anyone dealing with social anxiety, low energy, or the simple joy of staying home instead of going out.
Funny 2026 Social Battery Progress Chart Introvert Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt
by ArtLab X
$16 $24
Description: Fire up the backyard barbecue with this nostalgic pixel art style operating system popup window indicating grilling mode is in progress. Perfect for tech enthusiasts who love a classic summer cookout and master chef humor. A clever layout blending retro tech and outdoor cooking.
Description: Treat Strategy In Progress Trick Or Treat Treat Strategy In Progress Halloween Quote Treat Strategy In Progress Celebrates Clever Candy Planning, Playful Mischief, And Exciting Halloween Night Energy. Perfect For Trick Or Treaters, Candy Lovers, Halloween Fans, Families, And Spooky Season Enthusiasts.
Description: Three vivid corvids gather beneath the witty phrase “Murder in Progress,” turning a classic crow wordplay into a bold gothic statement. A striking choice for crow lovers, raven fans, birdwatchers, dark humor enthusiasts, and anyone who enjoys clever animal puns with a mysterious edge.
Description: Caution: an adorable sleepy seal has claimed the traffic cones for nap time! This funny marine animal design combines cute wildlife, lazy humor, and a playful safety theme. A charming gift for seal lovers, nap enthusiasts, ocean animal fans, marine life supporters, and anyone who believes every day deserves a good rest.
Description: Celebrate the sunny vibes of Florida with this Hialeah City of Progress souvenir. Featuring classic palm trees and a charming urban landscape, this aesthetic travel style captures the spirit of the sunshine state. Perfect for residents, tourists, and anyone who loves a vintage tropical vacation look.
Description: Graph your creative struggles with this funny 2026 Creative Progress Report bar chart! Capturing the ultimate artist experience with 15% productive work, 85% imposter syndrome, 100% buying art supplies, and 90% staring at a blank canvas, this sarcastic graphic is incredibly relatable for creators. It makes the perfect humorous gift for painters, graphic designers, digital artists, art students, and art teachers who know the struggle of the creative process all too well.
Description: This training in progress piece captures a dog mid-bark, with its leash curling into a heart on the ground. Made for dog owners, puppy parents, dog trainers, and rescue advocates, it speaks to anyone navigating reactive dog training with patience and love. The black-and-white outline paired with a warm coral-orange accent gives it a bright, hopeful energy that fits everyday dog walks, training classes, and moments of hard-won progress.
Description: A vivid flock of colorful crows gathers in midair around the witty phrase “Murder in Progress.” Built around the classic name for a group of crows, this playful corvid design combines clever bird humor, gothic energy, and striking neon colors for crow lovers, birdwatchers, raven fans, and anyone who enjoys dark nature puns.
Description: Patch notes pending. Brain functionality may vary. This playful design features a vibrant pink and rainbow puzzle piece brain with the text "Brain DLC Loading" — because some days your mental update just hasn't finished installing yet. Perfect for: - Gamers and video game culture fans - Neurodivergent and ADHD humor lovers - Anyone whose brain runs on its own update schedule - The person who relates more to glitches than features A perfect gift for the most wonderfully different, most gloriously buggy brain you know.
Description: Celebrate a milestone milestone with this stylish retro 60th birthday trip design. Featuring a groovy, vintage-inspired typography with classic 70s colors and wavy fonts, this unique graphic is perfect for family vacations, group trips, and unforgettable birthday celebrations. It makes an awesome matching outfit for friends and family traveling together to celebrate the big 60! Available on a variety of apparel and lifestyle items.
