Quaid Merch

Description: (in Arnold voice)

Description: Super inside joke for listeners and fans of the pod

Description: Super inside joke for listeners and fans of the pod

Description: Super inside joke for listeners and fans of the pod

Description: Super inside joke for listeners and fans of the pod

Description: Kingpin Movie

Description: For the loyal followers of the Lonely Island and Seth Meyers podcast.

Description: Let's dive into the memories of childhood with Total Recall (トータル・リコール) Douglas Quaid.

Description: The perfect shirt to wear while downing a Molson or snacking on a Smint.

Description: A minimalist composition featuring large, bold, white sans-serif lettering against a solid black background. The text is arranged in three lines: 'QUAID' on the top, 'ARMY' in the middle, and 'RIGHTEOUSKILL' on the bottom. The typography is clean and direct.

Description: Regardless if you're DOA, A Rookie, having a Dreamscape, or just need a tooth cleaning. Dentist Quaid is here for you.

Description: A minimalist, bold typographic composition on a black background. The text is arranged in four lines, each line in white, sans-serif capital letters. The lines read: "QUAID", "ARMY", "RIGHTED", "USKILL".

Description: Quaid with Richter arms

Description: Kingpin Movie

Description: Douglas Quaid

Description: Another great illustration from renowned artist Paul Cemmick's Movie Stars Collection

Description: Those in the Army will know the proper response...

Description: Let's dive into the memories of childhood with Total Recall (トータル・リコール) Douglas Quaid.

Description: The wrong crop field?!?!?! Are you sure?

Description: The perfect shirt for downing a Molson or snacking on a Smint.

Description: Kingpin Movie

Description: Legend of the lanes.

Description: Super inside joke for listeners and fans of the pod

Description: Finally above the law. Legend.

Description: The POD needs to go on FOREVER

Description: Douglas Quaid

Description: ARRRRAARARRRGH!

Description: Merry Christmas Shitter's Full

Description: A stark, monochrome composition featuring bold, white, sans-serif text against a black background. The words "QUAID ARMY" are stacked vertically, with "QUAID" on the top line and "ARMY" directly below. Beneath this, centered and in a smaller font, is the word "RIGHTEOUSKILL".

Description: Space disc - totally cancelled space swords - totally cancelled space luge - also cancelled and all other events are pending

Description: Kingpin Movie

Description: The design features bold, white block lettering with a black outline against a black background. The top line reads "QUAID ARMY" and the bottom line reads "RIGHTEOUSKILL". The font is thick and has a slight 3D effect.

Description: Cousin Eddie, Uncle Eddie, just plain old Eddie...doesn't matter...best character in a Christmas movie period.

Description: Kingpin Movie Landlady

Description: Quaid Army - Righteous Kill!

Description: "Nothin' but the best!"