Rainbow Walrus Merch
Description: Where did he come from? Where is he going? Does any of this matter with how marvelous he is!? Show your faith in the Walrus Monkey God with this deified design!!
OG Walrus Monkey God Tapestry
by Strange Menagerie - A collection of weird stuff. Really
$23 $30
Description: A confidently unhelpful walrus offers the worst possible browser advice: Too Many Tabs? Open One More. A bright color wheel and bold outlined lettering bring back the classic advice-animal format.
Too Many Tabs Walrus - Open One More Bad Advice Kids Hoodie
by Nik Odd
$27 $36
Description: What was WMG doing in the 60s? Who knows and who cares, but he sure was stylish!!
Walrus Monkey God [Hippie Daze] Kids Hoodie
by Strange Menagerie - A collection of weird stuff. Really
$27 $36