Ralph Garman Merch

Description: THE RALPH REPORT is a new way of bringing you my take on the current events of the day!

Description: Indiana Jones wishes he was Ralph Garman, Tune in for the news every day! THE RALPH REPORT is a new way of bringing you my take on the current events of the day! Newsmakers, heartbreakers, showbiz fakers ... we'll talk about all of them here, together, on THE RALPH REPORT. I'll also be doing special "in the field" reports, sitting down with some of my friends for interviews, doing some TV and movie reviews, AND even making some fun video reports.

Description: Commemorating the first post pandemic show!

Description: THE RALPH REPORT is a new way of bringing you my take on the current events of the day! Newsmakers, heartbreakers, showbiz fakers ... we'll talk about all of them here, together, on THE RALPH REPORT. I'll also be doing special "in the field" reports, sitting down with some of my friends for interviews, doing some TV and movie reviews, AND even making some fun video reports.

Description: The GARMY Now!

Description: The Garmy Needs You!

Description: Cover your favorite body part with a flaming nod to one of Ralph's iconic catchphrases!

Description: The one, the only, Queen J

Description: Say hello to Diabolique! We got to meet her and her dancing demon chicks in the disco tune "Hello Death" on The Ralph Report (Patreon). She speaks to us from the beyond, and sometimes in French...now how can you resist that?

Description: The Brotherhood of Shezmu art inspired by Ralph Garman's The Ralph Report. With Rear-Admiral Eddie Pence formerly (vice-host). Shezmu was the ancient Egyptian god of Wine and Slaughter.

Description: For the true Kevin and Bean Fans

Description: Ralph Garman - Duke of Bourbon

Description: Art by Paul Lee for Quitters Never Give Up

Description: Melfon the greatest band ever

Description: Melfon the band

Description: Great line from the Quitters Never Give Up podcast

Description: Our savior Kevin Stockdale

Description: Ride the Drinking Horse out of something emblaaaazoned with the Drinking Horse! Or while wearing something emblaaaazoned with the Drinking Horse!! Oooooooh... or both!!!

Description: Tribute to our beloved Steve

Description: Garmy-Con