Rangoon Merch
CRAB RANGOON death metal logo Sticker
by Brootal Branding
$3.00 $3.50
Crab Rangoon Shirt | Crab Rangoon Gift | Best Friend Gift | Crab Rangoon Crewneck Sweatshirt
by Only2k
$28 $35
Gorgeous, gorgeous girls eat Crab Rangoon Long Sleeve T-Shirt
by AlexHefe
$17 $24
Crab Rangoon Shirt | Crab Rangoon Gift | Best Friend Gift | Crab Rangoon Tapestry
by Only2k
$23 $30
Crab Rangoon Shirt | Crab Rangoon Gift | Best Friend Gift | Crab Rangoon Tapestry
by Only2k
$23 $30
Crab Rangoon Shirt | Crab Rangoon Gift | Best Friend Gift | Crab Rangoon Pin
by Only2k
$2.75 $3.25
Crab Rangoon - Funny Chinese Food Heavy Metal Style Music Lover Long Sleeve T-Shirt
by Gio's art
$17 $24
Description: For those who crave the deliciousness of crab rangoons, this 'For the Love of God Someone Feed Me a Crab Rangoon' design is perfect. Show off your love for Chinese food with this funny and viral humor design. Ideal for foodies, Chinese food lovers, and anyone who can't get enough of their favorite appetizer.
For the Love of God Someone Feed Me a Crab Rangoon T-Shirt
by Undead Wizard
$16 $24
Description: A cartoon of a green frog holding an orange bag tied with a red string and two red dipping bowls. The text "CERTIFIED RANGOON GOON" is in a semi-circular arrangement around the top and bottom edges of the graphic. The background is black with two small red dots.
Certified Rangoon Goon Frog Crewneck Sweatshirt
by CLAIRO MAINE STUDIO
$28 $35
Description: This artwork mutates the ordinary into the grotesque, transforming “Crab Rangoon” into an unreadable mass of jagged, dripping letters. The logo oozes with filth like melted cheese and bloodied batter, parodying culinary delight through the lens of extreme death metal. Its chaotic, symmetrical sprawl feels both appetizing and revolting, a greasy altar to indulgence and decay. The stark black-and-white contrast gives it the raw underground edge of brutal slam aesthetics, while the parody element turns comfort food into a nightmarish feast. It is both a joke and a threat: greasy, grim, and unapologetically brutal.
Crab Rangoon - Drenched in Grease and Gore Crewneck Sweatshirt
by dirtrackrm
$28 $35
Description: There’s nothing like a train, and you’ll be able to show your friends what you’ve done because what you’ve done is get this design! (Vol 2 - Turismo Attraverso il Cinema, Issue 57) ALSO AVAILABLE IN WHITE!
Travel by Rail from Bangkok to Rangoon Pin
by Boggs & Gunderson
$2.75 $3.25
Description: A mischievous neon raccoon is caught on camera enjoying an entire box of crispy crab rangoon. Featuring a playful security recording aesthetic, vibrant retro colors, and irresistible takeout humor, this funny food design is perfect for raccoon lovers, snack enthusiasts, foodies, night owls, and anyone who proudly protects their favorite appetizers.
Crab Rangoon Raccoon Caught on Camera Sticker
by Hello Wild Animals
$3.00 $3.50
Feed Me Crab Rangoon Foodie Design Posters and Art
by mariamorotai
$10 $14
Crab Rangoon Death Metal Logo Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt
by uli.art
$16 $24
Description: A common spelling error for 'crab rangoon' is 'crab raccoon'. Here's what one might look like!
Beware of Crab Raccoons! Crab Rangoon Cryptid Posters and Art
by Crizl
$10 $14
Description: A delicious plate of crispy crab rangoons is framed by intense purple lightning bolts and a distressed background. This hilarious food pun perfectly captures the obsession with this tasty appetizer.
On My Knees For The Goon Crab Rangoon Phone Case
by AtlasMo
$17 $23
Description: A mischievous raccoon gets caught on camera enjoying a box full of crispy crab rangoons in this funny security footage inspired design. Perfect for raccoon lovers, foodies, takeout fans, trash panda enthusiasts, and anyone who enjoys quirky animal memes and chaotic snack humor. A playful gift for friends who can never resist their favorite appetizer.
Caught on Camera Crab Rangoon Raccoon Snack Heist Sticker
by Hello Wild Animals
$3.00 $3.50