Rat Quote Merch
Muppet Christmas Carol - Rizzo's little broken body Posters and Art
by JennyGreneIllustration
$10 $14
Description: A funny minimal line drawing of a cute rat, encircled with the quote, Life is better with a rat. Fact. A gift for rat and mice fans, to help spread the word. Keep it black and white and wear on a white tee.
Life is Better with a Rat Animals Quote Kids Hoodie
by ellenhenryart
$28 $36
Description: A funny minimal line drawing in white of a cute pet rat, encircled with the quote, Life is good A rat makes it better. Fact. A gift for rodent fans, to help spread the word. Looks best on classic black and other strong colors.
An Animals Quote A Rat Makes it Better Baby & Kids T-Shirt
by ellenhenryart
$13 $19
Description: Yeah, let's call it what it is - it's the Child Rat Casino. Training them kids up right in the ways of gambling and slot machines.
Child Rat Casino - Where We Train 'Em Up Right Tote
by Sombrero Craft
$13 $20
Description: I'm Gonna Need Some Of Y'all To Start Getting Weirder I Cannot Keep Pulling All The Weight Funny Sarcastic Rat Dry Humor Quote
I'm Gonna Need Some Of Y'all To Start Getting Weirder I Cannot Keep Pulling All The Weight Funny Sarcastic Rat Weird Dark Humor Quote Kids Hoodie
by CuratedlyV
$28 $36
Adorable Cute Small Rodent Pet Happy Rat Lovers Quote Crewneck Sweatshirt
by Foodlogy
$28 $35
Inspirational Chef Rat Cooking Spoon Quote Tapestry
by Omen & Ink
$23 $30
Never Rat On Your Friends and Always Keep On Mouth Shut - The Goodfellas Tapestry
by Davidqerny Merch
$23 $30
Description: A detailed visual with a brown rat perched atop a human skull. The text "RATS GET FAT" is displayed above the rat, and "WHILE BRAVE MEN DIE" is positioned below the skull. The composition is set against a solid black background with grass-like elements surrounding the skull.
Rats Get Fat While Brave Men Die Skull Rat Crewneck Sweatshirt
by kiwico
$28 $35
Description: A monochromatic composition featuring a white silhouette of a rat centered on a black background. White text at the top reads "Old age and rat cunning", and white text at the bottom reads "beats youth and ability every time".
Old age and rat cunning beats youth and ability every time Silhouette Posters and Art
by dannyook
$10 $14
Description: Show your true commitment with this hilarious fitness design featuring check boxes for Single, Taken, and a red checkmark on "Gym Rat." Perfect for gym-goers, bodybuilders, weightlifters, and fitness enthusiasts with a sarcastic sense of humor. It makes an amazing and fun gift for workout partners, friends, and gym rats!
Single Taken Gym Rat Funny Workout Fitness Design Hoodie
by EnvekBrand
$32 $42
Description: Embrace the culinary humor with this funny cooking rat design! Featuring a cute white rodent standing tall in a classic chef hat and holding a giant steaming wooden spoon, this artwork playfully declares "Yes Chef" alongside a cheeky "(Totally Not A Scam)" banner. Perfect for line cooks, aspiring home chefs, foodies, and anyone who appreciates a good kitchen meme or culinary parody.
Yes Chef Totally Not A Scam Funny Cooking Rat Meme Baby & Kids T-Shirt
by Drusillack
$13 $19
Description: This vibrant design features a cool cyberpunk rat building a sandcastle, perfect for those who love quirky street art and funny academic quotes. Great for students, teachers, and fans of unique animal characters.
Strictly Academic Cyberpunk Rat Sandcastle Design Baby & Kids T-Shirt
by Keep Simple
$13 $19
Will talk Gym with anyone Cool Gym Rat Kids Hoodie
by 5th season shop
$28 $36
Description: Looking for the easiest Halloween costume ever? This funny 'Pretend I'm A Rat' design is perfect for those who want a sarcastic, minimalist, and low-effort look for any costume party. Whether you are an animal lover, a rodent enthusiast, or just someone who enjoys witty quotes and funny sayings, this design makes for a great conversation starter. Ideal as a quick holiday outfit or a fun gift for friends who love quirky humor and sarcastic apparel.
Lazy Rat Costume Pretend I Am A Mouse Funny Halloween Outfit Posters and Art
by Fire at the Furthes
$10 $14
Description: This Tasha Tudor inspired design features Ratty, Mole, and a quote from Kenneth Grahame's "Wind in the Willows."
The Wind in the Willows - "There is Nothing - Absolutely Nothing - Half So Much Worth Doing as Simply Messing About in Boats" Baseball T-Shirt
by Elanor Lynn Design
$19 $26
I AM THE PRIMARY BREADLOSER OF MY HOUSEHOLD Rat Humor Phone Case
by WhimsyRealm Studio
$17 $23
Hanging On For Dear Cheese Funny Japanese Rat Artwork Bag
by Artelaria
$19 $24
Muppet Christmas Carol - Rizzo (Gonzo also available) Long Sleeve T-Shirt
by JennyGreneIllustration
$17 $24
Description: Embrace your playful side with this fun and quirky "You Are Foolish Rat" quote on a classic white tee. Perfect for adding a dose of humor to your everyday look, this shirt is a great conversation starter and a unique addition to your wardrobe. Made from soft and comfortable material, it's ideal for casual outings or lounging at home.
I Am Craving For A Better Society Red Rat Funny Meme Artwork Hoodie
by Artelaria
$32 $42
Description: A funny black and white animal humor design featuring a curious rat gazing up at a smiling bat with wide wings, paired with the phrase OMG An Angel. The vintage engraving style, simple contrast, and playful misunderstanding create a clever rodent joke with spooky-cute charm. This design blends bat humor, rat humor, nocturnal animal imagery, and whimsical gothic comedy into a clean visual gag.
Description: Don't Talk To Me Until I've Done My Toilet Crimes Express your humor with this witty design that highlights a funny fact today, gives some laughs in daily life. This design is a playful way to stay current and make an impression! Perfect present for grandpa, grandma, mom, dad, daughter, son, aunt, uncle, friends on birthday, vacation, Mother's Day, Father's Day, Back to School, Thanksgiving, Christmas, New Year or any anniversary.
Don't Talk To Me Until I've Done My Toilet Crimes Baseball T-Shirt
by DANI ARTIST
$19 $26
Like Moths To The Flame Rat To The Cheese Japanese Mug
by Artelaria
$13 $18
Description: Legit Gym Rat fitness design for gym lovers, weightlifters, bodybuilders and workout enthusiasts who live for training, lifting and getting stronger.
Legit Gym Rat Fitness Workout Gym Lover Weightlifting Funny Gym Shirt Baby & Kids T-Shirt
by WODHOT
$13 $19
Description: Do you love adorable animals with big pleading eyes? This kawaii design features a cute, chubby grey rat with huge, sparkly puppy-dog eyes and a pretty pink bow on its head, asking the highly relatable and funny question: "Is It For Me?". Perfect for pet rat owners, mouse lovers, hamster fans, and anyone who adores cute internet meme culture, kawaii aesthetics, and the funny look of begging pets waiting for a treat. A wonderful sweet gift for girls, rodent enthusiasts, and fans of heartwarming animal graphics.
Is It For Me Cute Rat Kawaii Mouse With Pink Bow Big Eyes Tank Top
by Drusillack
$16 $21