Read The Manual Merch

If you hate answering questions for people that are in the damn manual, you need this t-shirt.

Rudolph entangled in Christmas lights looking confused and with the caption "Should have read the manual".

RTFM Read The Fuckin Manual - Computer Programming

Tired of jackasses pummeling you with questions about whether dust gathers when you don't sweep, whether it's good or bad to be attacked by your enemies, or just where the fuck does political power grow? Well, no more. Just gather up all the smugness you can manage, gather a little more, gather just a little more, and then point to your shirt, or take a looooooong drink from your mug, glancing down at it repeatedly and suggestively. Read The Fucking Manual.

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RTFM Text-Based Speech Bubble Literally "Read The F**king Manual"; a term showing the frustration of being bothered with questions so trivial that the asker could have quickly figured out the answer on their own with minimal effort, usually by reading readily-available documents. People who say "RTFM!" might be considered rude, but the true rude ones are the annoying people who take absolutely no self-responsibility and expect to have all the answers handed to them personally.

RTFM Text-Based Speech Bubble Literally "Read The F**king Manual"; a term showing the frustration of being bothered with questions so trivial that the asker could have quickly figured out the answer on their own with minimal effort, usually by reading readily-available documents. People who say "RTFM!" might be considered rude, but the true rude ones are the annoying people who take absolutely no self-responsibility and expect to have all the answers handed to them personally.

Do the write thing? Do the written thing!

This funny original Christmas design shows Santa reading the manual in a garland of Christmas lights. Whether you are installing some complicated Christmas illuminations or trying to figure out how the kids' toys are assembled before putting them under the tree, Christmas is definitely the season to RTFM. Designed to add some festive cheer to your Christmas holidays.