Receipts Merch
Description: A bold retro comic-style design featuring the phrase “Based? Show The Receipts” for fans of internet humor, sarcastic quotes, meme culture, clapbacks, and proof-first energy. Perfect for anyone who loves funny online slang, debate jokes, and loud pop-art typography with a playful attitude.
Description: Receipts Don’t Lie Samurai Illustration Two ronin lock eyes close-up, one muttering “Receipts don’t lie.” Textured grayscale ink illustration blending samurai tradition with modern political accountability themes. Part of the Ramen Conspiracies series from Puff Sumo — proof is coming for the grifters.
Description: Receipts Don’t Lie Samurai Illustration (Knocked Out) Two ronin lock eyes close-up, one muttering “Receipts don’t lie.” Textured grayscale ink illustration blending samurai tradition with modern political accountability themes. Part of the Ramen Conspiracies series from Puff Sumo — proof is coming for the grifters.
Description: Receipts Don’t Lie Samurai Illustration (Dark. Version) Two ronin lock eyes close-up, one muttering “Receipts don’t lie.” Textured grayscale ink illustration blending samurai tradition with modern political accountability themes. Part of the Ramen Conspiracies series from Puff Sumo — proof is coming for the grifters.
Description: technically capable of remembering every word verbatim, exact tone included, timestamp optional — this african grey isn't threatening, it's just stating a fact. whatever was said in this house will be repeated, accurately, at the worst possible moment. Because someone had to say it.
I Have Receipts — African Grey Parrot Vector Illustrated Intelligent Bird Magnet
by Cutetopia Archive
$4.75
Description: Old walls remember. Layers of fading paint, crumbling brick and forgotten advertising become an accidental archive of the city. Ghost Sign Society celebrates the hand-painted advertisements that still linger on old masonry—the ghost lettering, weathered typography and overlapping traces of businesses and lives that disappeared decades ago. Look closely enough and the wall starts telling you what used to be there. The city keeps receipts. Created for photographers, sign hunters, urban explorers, preservationists, architecture lovers and anyone who occasionally stops to examine the wall everyone else walks past.
Description: The walls were talking long before we started listening. Faded advertisements, peeling paint, forgotten businesses and decades of weather leave their marks on the city—if you know where to look. Ghost Sign Society celebrates the disappearing art of hand-painted advertising and the visual archaeology hidden on old brick walls. Layers of lettering emerge beneath newer paint while a vintage pointing hand invites you to look a little closer. Because cities rarely erase their past completely. The city keeps receipts. Created for ghost-sign hunters, photographers, urban explorers, preservationists, typography lovers, architecture enthusiasts and anyone fascinated by the traces previous generations left behind.
Description: I Found The Receipts 1776 is a powerful declaration for patriotic Americans and history enthusiasts. This distressed vintage design features a magnifying glass over lined ledger paper, emblazoned with red 'VERIFIED' and '1776 EDITION' stamps, alongside an evidence tag labeled 'FILE NO. 1776'. It is perfect for those who delve into historical truth and uphold constitutionalism. Wear it proudly for Independence Day, patriotic gatherings, or as an everyday expression of your devotion to American history and foundational principles.
Description: bold funny accountant design created for accountants, auditors, bookkeepers, CPAs, tax professionals, finance teams, and spreadsheet lovers. Ideal for tax season, office humor, accounting culture, financial reporting, and anyone who enjoys clever number-based jokes with a stylish professional look.
Description: Let them know you remember everything with this hilarious 'I Don't Hold Grudges, I Keep Receipts' design! Featuring a sassy raccoon in retro neon pink sunglasses holding a literal receipt, this artwork is perfect for lovers of sarcastic humor, trash pandas, and vibrant 90s aesthetics. A great gift for your beautifully petty friends who never forget a thing. Watch your back!
