Red Dwarf Quote Merch

Description: It's cold outside there's no kind of atmosphere. I'm all alone, more or less. Let me fly far away from here. Fun fun fun in the sun sun.

Description: Everyone loves sheep on stilts.

Description: As worn by Dave Lister.

Description: If you ever need to know how to perform the Rimmer salute.

Description: Jupiter Mining Corporation

Description: The namesake for Dave Listers kids.

Description: As featured in the Gunmen of the Apocalypse

Description: We all remember that Red Dwarf episode, the belief chip and poor Kryten's classic quote: 'No silicon heaven? Where would all the calculators go?' I had great fun drawing this one up, hope you like it as much as I do!

Description: Dry white wine and perrier please

Description: The home of the mechanoid.

Description: Boys from the dwarf!

Description: Great for relieving tension.

Description: Although smarter than ships computer Holly, Talkie Toaster was an annoying, monomaniacal, artificially-intelligent electric bread toaster obessessed with giving out toasted products. Purchased by Red Dwarf's Dave Lister whilst on planet-leave, we have Talkie Toasters immortal phrase 'Would You Like Some Toast' mocked up as if it were the Red Dwarf logo

Description: As worn by Dave Lister.

Description: Red Dwarf - Series IV Episode 5 - Ace Rimmer - Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast.

Description: Mugs Murphy Dave Lister illustration with a retro aesthetic.

Description: Fake Pocket Version of Jupiter Mining Company Logo Shirt

Description: Give Quiche a Chance t-shirt that Arnold Rimmer wears in the Red Dwarf episode Polymorph

Description: Baldrick

Description: Jupiter Mining Corporation

Description: Jupiter Mining Corporation

Description: Slogan propaganda to be a Government Informant.

Description: Kryten, No silicon Heaven quote artwork