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Nothing protects your family like Red Ryder!

Ralphie would have loved this Red Ryder t-shirt almost as much as the BB gun itself. Wear it as you defend your backyard against Black Bart. Oh, and remember, don't shoot your eye out.

Christmas Story

You'll Shoot Your Eye Out!

You'll shoot your eye out, kid.

You'll shoot your eye out!

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What you wish you'd said in front of your dad instead of Oh F---!

Oh, fudge! You got a flat? No worries. Ralphie will get you back on the road again. His dad was an Oldsmobile man and taught him everything he knows. Just don’t drop the lugnuts!

Ralph wants you to wear it.

In this shootout you want Red Ryder on your side.

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The film is presented in a series of vignettes, with narration provided by the adult Ralphie Parker reminiscing on one particular Christmas when he was nine years old. Ralphie wanted only one thing that Christmas: a Red Ryder Carbine Action 200-shot Range Model air rifle. Ralphie's desire is rejected by his mother, his teacher Miss Shields, and even a Santa Claus at Higbee's department store, all giving him the same warning: "You'll shoot your eye out."

Embrace the nostalgia of youthful aspirations with our 'Red Ryder BB Gun' T-shirt. This design pays homage to the iconic firearm, forever etched in the memories of those who dreamed of owning one during their childhood. Perfect for fans of classic Americana and those who appreciate the whimsy of youthful fantasies. Get your tee and wear a piece of timeless nostalgia with pride

Dancing Inter-dimensional Geometrically Groovy Twisted Star also known as DIGGITS 7

Not only is Die Hard a Christmas movie, but it's also a Christmas classic. Just ask Ralphie. Note: check my store for another version without the bunny suit,

He had yellow eyes!

Christmas Vacation is an unspoken treasure in my household and this rant gets quotes countless times throughout the year.

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Poor Ralph. Struck blind.

The orginial ad for the red ryder cowboy carbine BB rifle from the famous Christmas movie from the 80's.

Bunny Suit

If Higbee thinks I'm working one minute past nine, he can kiss my foot.

When you're taking out terrorists at Nakatomi Plaza, your best chance of survival would be to use a Red Ryder carbine action, two-hundred shot range model air rifle with a compass in the stock.

Evil Scott Farkus with yellow eyes...so help me God, yellow eyes!

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Relive the timeless cautionary tale with our 'You'll Shoot Your Eye Out' T-shirt. This design captures the iconic line from 'A Christmas Story,' delivering a nostalgic warning against the perils of youthful dreams. Perfect for fans of classic holiday cinema and those who appreciate the humor in memorable quotes. Get your tee and wear a piece of nostalgic wisdom with festive flair

It's a piece of art!

A Christmas Story... A classic holiday movie, but every Clevelander knows, it's about the Land.

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"Not a finga!"