Repellent Merch

Description: Keep them away!

Description: Keep the fuckboys at bay with this cute design.

Description: Keep the fuckboys at bay with this cute design.

Description: What's the best zombie repellent. Probably a shotgun.

Description: F'boy repellent

Description: Zombie repelent

Description: A funny cartoon featuring numerous green frogs inside of a clear jar. The jar is filled with frogs and also has the text "MOSQUITO REPELLENT" printed on it. One frog is perched on the jar's rim. The lid of the jar lies next to the jar on its side.

Description: If the Bright Knight were here, he'd save us from this dastardly disaster!

Description: Idiot repellent

Description: Unofficial fan art For fans of The LEGO Batman Movie

Description: This detailed design features a majestic, shaggy buffalo standing proudly, framed by the humorous warning 'Yellowstone Touron Repellent'. Below the bison, the iconic phrase 'Do Not Pet The Fluffy Cows' reminds visitors of wildlife safety, perfect for national park lovers and those who appreciate animal humor.

Description: A handy little bottle of terf repellent! No terfs on our turf

Description: A smiling bulb of garlic radiates stink lines while declaring it "Keeps Everyone Away." Sassy and pungent and built for anyone who loves garlic, solitude, or both. A fun pick for introverts, home cooks, vampire fans, and garlic bread devotees.

Description: Stay protected from ticks and bugs on your outdoor adventures with Tick Slayer repellent gear.

Description: Maximum Strength Dumbass Repellent...it really works!

Description: This bold design is your go-to for spraying away BS in style. Perfect for those who love a good laugh and want to keep the vibes real. Wear it, share it, and repel the absurdity!

Description: Has Anybody Tried Holy Water On Him Funny Exorcism Quote 
Have you tried holy water on him? This bold black typographic design blends heavy blackletter lettering with a sharp dose of sarcasm, perfect for anyone who's ever wondered if an exorcism might solve their problems. Part meme, part prayer, it pokes fun at chaos, controversy, and the people who seem impossible to fix — wrapped in Christian iconography and a whole lot of holy water. Whether you're into dark humor, religious satire, or just love a striking gothic font, this piece from Puff Sumo delivers sharp typography with an even sharper punchline — a conversation-starting gift for anyone who appreciates biting wit dressed up in sacred style.

Description: Has Anybody Tried Holy Water On Him Funny Exorcism Quote (Dark Version) 
Have you tried holy water on him? This bold black typographic design blends heavy blackletter lettering with a sharp dose of sarcasm, perfect for anyone who's ever wondered if an exorcism might solve their problems. Part meme, part prayer, it pokes fun at chaos, controversy, and the people who seem impossible to fix — wrapped in Christian iconography and a whole lot of holy water. Whether you're into dark humor, religious satire, or just love a striking gothic font, this piece from Puff Sumo delivers sharp typography with an even sharper punchline — a conversation-starting gift for anyone who appreciates biting wit dressed up in sacred style.

Description: A playful and adorable print featuring several green frogs with big round eyes inside a clear jar labeled "MOSQUITO REPELLENT" in bold capital letters. The frogs look happy and cheerful, suggesting that they are the best natural mosquito repellent. The style is cartoonish and colorful, bringing a fun and fresh vibe to the shirt.

Description: Humorous graphic with a bold quote about cigar smoke. Features a unique illustration and text. Great for anyone who enjoys a good laugh.

Description: My favorite episode of the original 60s series. Note the shark-repellent.

Description: an apple a day will keep anyone away if you throw it hard enough

Description: People... Not A Big Fan. Perfect for introverts, misanthropes, and solitude lovers. Express your anti social humor. Great for anyone who prefers being alone.

Description: not friendly

Description: Show your American pride and keep the mosquitoes away with this hilarious bug spray . Featuring a vintage comic aerosol can decked out in stars and stripes, the spray explodes into 'BUG OFF!' and bans three pesky insects with prohibition symbols. Perfect for 4th of July barbecues, camping weekends, or any outdoor summer adventure, this funny makes a great gift for patriotic campers and humor-loving outdoor enthusiasts.

Description: Not rude, just allergic.

Description: Congratulations, you have invaded my personal space.

Description: Boomstick

Description: Buy a gun

Description: donating blood one mosquito at a time

Description: Bold design for outdoor adventurers who crush pests with style.

Description: Have marine animals become a nuisance in your everyday life? Tired of pleasant days at the beach ruined by “bitey” ocean creatures? Biological Advanced Technologies (B.A.T.) has developed the latest in aquatic pest repellent sprays. As seen on TV!

Description: Add a touch of humor to your faith with this 'Noah’s Ark and Mosquitoes' Christian T-Shirt. This witty design playfully asks the question many have wondered: 'Why did Noah bring mosquitoes on the Ark?' Perfect for believers who enjoy a lighthearted take on Bible stories while sparking fun conversations. Ideal for church gatherings, Bible study groups, or just as a unique statement piece in your everyday wardrobe. This shirt makes a great gift for friends, family, or anyone who appreciates faith-inspired humor. Crafted from soft, high-quality fabric, it's available in various sizes and colors for men, women, and youth.

Description: Bold graphic for pest control professionals. Features a statement about dedication and completing the job. Includes illustrative elements.

Description: Mow down all the Prius's in the road till there's none left~

Description: Zombie Repellent - Zombie Zombies