Restaurant Quote Merch
Description: Pay homage to one of Seinfeld’s classic moments with the “Cartwright” shirt, inspired by the hilarious Chinese restaurant episode (Season 2, Episode 11). Featuring the memorable exchange, “I tell her you not here. She said curse word. I hang up,” this design captures George’s infamous struggle to get a table under the name “Cartwright.” Embrace the comedy of Jerry, Elaine, and George’s endless wait for a table, the frustration over a missing table reservation, and Elaine’s desperate hunger. This shirt is a perfect tribute to the quintessential humor of the “show about nothing.”
Description: A funny drinking quote from Ernest Hemingway. I drink to make other people more interesting. This famous drinking quote is perfect for the man cave in the home, garage or that very special place where friends and family gather. Bars, restaurants, pubs and lounges are perfect places to add a humorous accent the the walls.
Description: Pay homage to one of Seinfeld’s classic moments with the “Cartwright” shirt, inspired by the hilarious Chinese restaurant episode (Season 2, Episode 11). Featuring the memorable exchange, “I tell her you not here. She said curse word. I hang up,” this design captures George’s infamous struggle to get a table under the name “Cartwright.” Embrace the comedy of Jerry, Elaine, and George’s endless wait for a table, the frustration over a missing table reservation, and Elaine’s desperate hunger. This shirt is a perfect tribute to the quintessential humor of the “show about nothing.”
Description: Grab this Poppie's Restaurant | Seinfeld, perfect tee for seinfield 90s tv fans, mom, mother, grandma, grandpa, aunty, uncle your tween or teen boy or girl. son, daughter, husband, wife or friend It's good for adults too. perfect for a birthday, graduation, nostalgic 90s tv series gifts giving ocasion.
Description: Grab this Poppie's Restaurant | Seinfeld, perfect tee for seinfield 90s tv fans, mom, mother, grandma, grandpa, aunty, uncle your tween or teen boy or girl. son, daughter, husband, wife or friend It's good for adults too. perfect for a birthday, graduation, nostalgic 90s tv series gifts giving ocasion.
Description: I mean Kevin tries to set him up with a hot and juicy red head, and then they keep refusing to set his food aside for him. Dating for Michael Scott can be rough, but at least he can go in and get a baked potato at reasonable price. This is a great shirt for any Office fans or really anyone who has to deal with a Michael Scott.
Description: Some rules were made to be broken. Others were clearly written by someone who never worked in customer service. This funny twist on the classic “customer is always right” saying is for retail workers, restaurant staff, servers, cashiers, managers, customer service reps, call center employees, small business owners, and anyone who's ever smiled politely while thinking something completely different. Bold, sarcastic, and painfully relatable, “The Customer Is Always Right… Just Not Here” makes a perfect workplace humor design for anyone who has survived unreasonable requests, impossible returns, and the legendary phrase: “I'd like to speak to the manager.” Wear it proudly. Customer service may be your job. Agreeing with them isn't.
Description: Showcase your culinary skills with this bold World Class Fit Shucker design made for passionate kitchen pros. Combining Culinary Art and sharp Kitchen Humor, it represents the hard work of line cooks and seafood experts. Let everyone know you are a World Class Fit Shucker with this classic emblem.
Description: Protect your food and bring some edge to the kitchen with this funny "Be Nice To Me I Cook Your Food" design! Featuring an intricate sugar skull wearing a chef's hat, framed by crossed meat cleavers, flames, and a vintage banner. Perfect for professional chefs, line cooks, culinary students, and home cooks with a sense of humor. Makes an awesome and edgy gift for anyone working in the restaurant industry!
Description: A famous drinking quote by Humphrey Bogart. The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind. This famous drinking quote is perfect for the man cave in the home, garage or that very special place where friends and family gather. Bars, restaurants, pubs and lounges are perfect places to add a humorous accent the the walls.
Description: This retro diner illustration features a winking vintage waitress, a gooey quesadilla, and the bold saying Same Order No Regrets for a playful comfort food mood. Perfect for retro diner fans, vintage diner lovers, and anyone who enjoys 50s diner style, Mexican food humor, and nostalgic restaurant art; a fun gift for birthdays, holidays, and foodies who always order their favorite meal.
Description: People who like to eat are always the best people. A funny foodie design perfect for food lovers, snack enthusiasts, chefs, home cooks, and anyone who lives for good food and good vibes. Great for food humor fans, restaurant lovers, and cozy foodie aesthetics. Perfect for t-shirts, hoodies, and stickers.
Description: Show off your love for cooking with this funny chef t-shirt! Perfect for foodies, home cooks, and professional chefs, this 'I Cook, You Eat' design is great for kitchen lovers, BBQ masters, and culinary experts. A great gift for restaurant chefs, grill masters, or anyone who loves to cook and serve delicious meals!
Description: In black Harting font, this column justified typewriter quote shows Anthony Bourdain's love and admiration for the Mexican immigrant worker and the hypocrisy with which American's view them: "Our entire service economy—the restaurant business as we know it—in most American cities, would collapse overnight without Mexican workers.”
