Retro Opossum Merch
Description: Funny "Cute But Feral" Opossum / Possum tee is the perfect gift idea for feral wife, feral girl, Possum and raccoon lovers. Stay Trashy and Embrace your wild side with this feral girl but Cute tee featuring a Opossum Screaming in a retro vintage style. Love opossum memes or are an Possum Whisperer? then this Cute But Feral opossum retro tee is perfect! Great gift idea for possum lovers for their birthdays Christmas or any holiday! Let all know Opossum Is My Spirit Animal with this fun tee.
Support Your Local Street Cats – Funny Retro Animal Design Phone Case
by Hillary White Rabbit
$17 $23
Description: Funny Gym Scream is a hilarious art inspired by gym enthusiasts and animal lovers. Featuring an opossum lifting weights and screaming, this design is the perfect way to bring humor to your workout gear. Funny Gym Scream is a must-have for anyone who loves funny and creative opossum art!
Description: Live. Laugh. Love? Absolutely not. Not today. Not in these conditions. This screaming vintage opossum gets it. Sometimes life doesn't deserve a motivational poster – it deserves a full feral meltdown on a retro sunset background. Bold, chaotic, and deeply relatable. Perfect for the sarcastic friend, the anti-positivity crowd, or anyone who sees a "Live Laugh Love" sign and feels personally attacked. Hilarious gift for birthdays, holidays, or just because.
Description: A retro-style graphic featuring a detailed opossum with its mouth wide open, baring its teeth. The opossum is positioned against a background of horizontal pastel-colored stripes and a dotted semi-circle. Text in a curved arc above reads "I'M NOT LIKE" and below reads "GIRLS I'M WORSE". Small starbursts are placed to the left and right.
Description: A retro-style graphic featuring an opossum in the foreground with its mouth open and visible teeth. Behind the opossum are silhouetted bare trees and a striped sunset background in red, orange, and teal. The text 'FIRST OF ALL' is curved above the opossum, and 'I'M A DELIGHT' is below it.
Description: Embrace the chaos with this bold retro vaporwave opossum design. Featuring a screaming opossum, neon 80s colors, synthwave sunset, and unapologetic attitude, this artwork blends dark humor with nostalgic arcade aesthetics. Perfect for opossum lovers, retro fans, gamers, goths, alternative fashion enthusiasts, and anyone who proudly survives on sarcasm, caffeine, and pure determination. Inspired by vintage outrun graphics, vaporwave art, and classic 80s neon aesthetics.
Mentally Sick Physically Thick | Retro Vaporwave Opossum | 80s Neon Dark Humor Sticker
by valentinahramov ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
$3.50
Description: Due To Not Wanting To I Will Not Thanks! A funny sarcastic quote featuring a grumpy opossum relaxing among wildflowers with a vintage retro sunset background. This humorous animal design combines introvert humor, funny opossum attitude, and retro aesthetics for opossum lovers and anyone who enjoys sarcasm and saying no.
Description: A retro-style circular emblem featuring an opossum dressed as a wizard holding a mushroom staff. The opossum sits on a pile of trash, including a soda can, a bottle, a banana, and a boot. The background displays a retro sunset with colorful stripes. Text reads "LOCAL WIZARD OF CHAOS."
Description: A retro-style composition featuring a close-up of an opossum with its mouth open, revealing sharp teeth. The background is a sunset with horizontal stripes of orange, yellow, and blue. Text at the top reads "FIRST OF ALL" and at the bottom reads "I'M A DELIGHT". Silhouetted branches and a pine tree are present.