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From the 1900s Card
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Description: Slow Down

Tags: 1900s, funny gift, funny quote, funny sayings, funny slogan

From the 1900s Card

by kg07_shirts

$5.00 $6.00

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The Little Jerry Tote
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Description: “The Little Jerry” was the 145th episode of Seinfeld, which aired during the eighth season. It originally aired on January 9, 1997, and was written by Jennifer Crittenden and directed by Andy Ackerman.

Tags: costanza, george costanza, jerry seinfeld, kramer, little jerry

The Little Jerry Tote

by OniSide

$13 $20

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Seinfeld Del Boca Vista Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Del Boca Vista is a retirement condiminum complex where Jerry's parents Morty and Helen reside. It even has its own newspaper business called the Boca Breeze.

Tags: costanza, del boca vista, delbocavista, elaine benes, festivus

Seinfeld Del Boca Vista Crewneck Sweatshirt

by OniSide

$28 $35

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You're Killing It Bag
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Description: Congratulations to Igor the Executioner. Employee of the month!

Tags: steven rhodes, vintage, executioner, medieval, fantasy

You're Killing It Bag

by Steven Rhodes

$19 $24

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George Carlin Retro Fade Bag
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Description: George Carlin Retro Fade

Tags: 70s, 80s, carlin, comedian, comedy

George Carlin Retro Fade Bag

by DarkLordPug

$19 $24

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George Carlin "Stupid" Quote Pin
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Description: George Carlin "Stupid" Quote

Tags: comedian, carlin, comedy, 80s, humor

George Carlin "Stupid" Quote Pin

by DarkLordPug

$2.75 $3.25

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You're Killing Me Smalls Sandlot Shorts
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Description: You're Killing Me Smalls Sandlot Baseball Tee by RetroReview. If you loved The Sandlot movie as a kid then this tshirt is for you!

Tags: retro, baseball, film, youre killing me smalls, the sandlot quote

You're Killing Me Smalls Sandlot Shorts

by RetroReview

$21 $27

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Ezekiel 25:17 Bag
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Description: From movie “Pulp Fiction”, Jules Winnfield speech.

Tags: criminal, gangster, 1990s, retro, burger

Ezekiel 25:17 Bag

by JohnLucke

$19 $24

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Alright Alright Alright Pin
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Description: As my main man Wooderson would say, Hey man, you got a groovy shirt? It'd be a lot cooler if you did. You just gotta keep livin’, man, L-I-V-I-N.

Tags: retro vintage aesthetic, distressed, 70s, retro, movie

Alright Alright Alright Pin

by Pufahl

$2.75 $3.25

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World's greatest planet on earth T-Shirt
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Description: World's greatest planet on earth

Tags: quote, humour, vintage, jokes, humor

World's greatest planet on earth T-Shirt

by Moustache Robot Inc

$16 $24

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Brave Little Bath Bomb. Pin
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Description: Buzz buzz.

Tags: funny quote, toaster, joke, sarcasm, meme

Brave Little Bath Bomb. Pin

by AlexHefe

$2.75 $3.25

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No Vegetables Card
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Description: Hell no!

Tags: flanders, flanders son, funny, funny quote, ned flanders

No Vegetables Card

by Old School Designs

$5.00 $6.00

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Old Days Vintage Mixtape - Retro Lettering Quote Tank Top
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Description: This cool, funny, and awesome t-shirt is perfect for those who love classic vintage retro designs, cool quotes, are tired, and miss the past. Featuring music cassette tape with the quote "Good Old Days", in colorful vintage lettering full of shapes.

Tags: 80s, 90s, fun, funny, grunge

Old Days Vintage Mixtape - Retro Lettering Quote Tank Top

by studiomootant

$16 $21

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Jurassic Park - Hold On To Your Butts Phone Case

Description: Man, as a 9 year old I thought this line was hilarious… and I still do1

Tags: 90s, butts, famous movie lines, funny, hold on to your butts

Jurassic Park - Hold On To Your Butts Phone Case

by Sombrero Craft

$17 $23

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If You Don't Sin I Died For Nothing Socks
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Description: If You Don't Sin I Died For Nothing. A retro style linocut illustration of Jesus with the words "If You Don't Sin I Died For Nothing"

Tags: anti religion, atheism, free thinker, funny quote, funny saying

If You Don't Sin I Died For Nothing Socks

by n23tees

$14 $20

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Tina You Fat Lard Tote
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Description: Llama silhouette inspired by Napoleon Dynamite quote.

Tags: storebuild, typography, lard, quote, tina

Tina You Fat Lard Tote

by OutlineArt

$13 $20

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The Sandlot Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: The Sandlot

Tags: baseball, baseball player, film, movie, retro

The Sandlot Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt

by Tinteria

$16 $24

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I'd agree with you, but then we would both be wrong Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Two wrongs do not make a right.

Tags: newest, awesome, best, cool, humor

I'd agree with you, but then we would both be wrong Crewneck Sweatshirt

by MaxwellInTheAbstract

$28 $35

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Little Miss Sarcasm Bag
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Description: Little Miss

Tags: funny gift, funny quote, mr men, sarcasm, sarcastic

Little Miss Sarcasm Bag

by kg07_shirts

$19 $24

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Shaking my head sarcastic Sticker
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Description: Shaking my head sarcastic

Tags: saying, state, sarcasm, humor, vintage

Shaking my head sarcastic Sticker

by RedYolk

$3.15 $3.50

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Retro quote Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Retro t-shirt design saying TAKE ME BACK TO THE 70's in retro style lettering.

Tags: 70s, cool, gift, good old times, vintage

Retro quote Crewneck Sweatshirt

by LR_Collections

$28 $35

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Humorous vintage, I'm not always a train wreck, Funny retro woman Pillow
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Description: Humorous vintage, I'm not always a train wreck, Funny retro woman

Tags: funny quote, funny sayings, retro, retro girl, retro humor
Moist Card
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Description: Moist Retro Vintage Because Everyone Hates The Word Moist

Tags: funny, funny quote, funny saying, humor, i hate the word moist

Moist Card

by Visual Vibes

$5.00 $6.00

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Frank Zappa Quotes Tank Top
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Description: So many books, so little time.

Tags: 60s, 70s, band, frank, garage

Frank Zappa Quotes Tank Top

by qqqueiru

$16 $21

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Anchorman -  Boy, that escalated quickly... Shorts
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Description: Boy, that escalated quickly. I mean, that really got out of hand fast.

Tags: 70s, anchorman quote, comedy movie, film, funny

Anchorman - Boy, that escalated quickly... Shorts

by HtCRU

$21 $27

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vintage Electricity Will Kill You Kids Magnet

Description: vintage Electricity Will Kill You Kids

Tags: 60s, 70s, 80s, 90s, cartoo

vintage Electricity Will Kill You Kids Magnet

by mistergongs

$3.75 $4.75

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Gen X - Not Old, Seasoned Pin
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Description: Gen X - Not Old, Seasoned. Cool design for gen xers.

Tags: 1980s, 80s, 90s, funny, funny gen x

Gen X - Not Old, Seasoned Pin

by Samuel Chávez

$2.75 $3.25

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Meh Good Enough Mediocrates Sarcastic Joke Kids Hoodie
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Description: Meh Good Enough Mediocrates

Tags: sarcasm, vintage, state, birthday, gift
Gen X Vintage Quote - Retro Lettering Gift Posters and Art
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Description: This cool, funny, and awesome t-shirt is perfect for those who love classic vintage retro designs, cool quotes, and the 80s. Featuring the quote "Gen X - Wise and still looking good" in a vintage lettering grunge composition.

Tags: 80s, 90s, beautiful, colorful, gen x

Gen X Vintage Quote - Retro Lettering Gift Posters and Art

by studiomootant

$10 $14

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Your Little Ray of Sarcastic Sunshine Has Arrived Mug
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Description: Your Little Ray of Sarcastic Sunshine Has Arrived

Tags: funny quote, funny sarcasm, funny sayings, funny slogan, humor

Your Little Ray of Sarcastic Sunshine Has Arrived Mug

by Glowinupshop

$13 $18

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Dave Chappelle Quotes Vintage Hoodie
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Description: Dave Chappelle Quotes Vintage // Gothbless designs in vintage pencil drawing combine with distressed texture style, hope you like it

Tags: dave chappelle dave chappelle, dave chappelle funny, quote, stand up comedian, vintage retro

Dave Chappelle Quotes Vintage Hoodie

by GothBless

$32 $42

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You're Killing Me Smalls Sandlot Baseball Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: You're Killing Me Smalls Sandlot Baseball.

Tags: film, vintage, baseball player, retro, sports

You're Killing Me Smalls Sandlot Baseball Crewneck Sweatshirt

by scribblejuice

$28 $35

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Goonies never say die - hey you guys Bag
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Description: Goonies never say die - hey you guys

Tags: 80s, chunk, goonies never die, goonies quote, movie

Goonies never say die - hey you guys Bag

by EnglishGent

$19 $24

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The Little Jerry Seinfeld V.2 Socks
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Description: “The Little Jerry” was the 145th episode of Seinfeld, which aired during the eighth season. It originally aired on January 9, 1997, and was written by Jennifer Crittenden and directed by Andy Ackerman.

Tags: little jerry, george costanza, costanza, jerry seinfeld, kramer

The Little Jerry Seinfeld V.2 Socks

by OniSide

$14 $20

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Electricity Will Kill You! Socks

Description: This tee will give you a jolt of humor, and a healthy reminder to keep your fingers out of those electrical sockets!

Tags: electrical, electrician quote, electricity, funny electrician, kilowatt

Electricity Will Kill You! Socks

by Kachow

$14 $20

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Retro George Carlin Tribute Socks
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Description: Retro George Carlin Tribute

Tags: 70s, 80s, carlin, comedian, comedy

Retro George Carlin Tribute Socks

by DarkLordPug

$14 $20

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