Retro Safety Merch
Remember Kids, Electricity Will Kill You Pin
by SubSonic Shirts
$3.00 $3.25
Description: Safety First turns a peaceful country path into comic chaos as a raging bull chases three panicked men past a No Swimming Allowed sign, while two elegantly dressed women stand beside a fence. These Premium quality pieces from Dashery powered by Teepublic bring vintage cartoon charm to sturdy cotton T-Shirts, soft fleece Hoodies and durable vinyl Stickers. Golden lettering, saturated inks, brisk brushwork and playful expressions give the runaway scene its punch.
Description: A retro sunset circular emblem features a cowboy riding a bear. The cowboy holds a bottle in his raised hand. The background has horizontal stripes in shades of teal, cream, yellow, and orange, with silhouettes of pine trees at the bottom. The text "SAFETY THIRD" arches over the top.
Description: Bold mustard and cream lettering spells out "If you see someone DROWNING... then CALL 911," with the "lol" doubling as a swimmer going under between two teal waves. Deadpan, dark and built for anyone who reads safety signs and laughs at the wrong part. A fun pick for lifeguards, pool and lake regulars, boaters and fans of gallows humor.
If You See Someone Drowning LOL Then Call 911 Funny Dark Humor Retro Safety Sign Internet Slang Joke Tote
by Fisheyed Graphics
$14 $20
Snowmobile Safety Retro 70s Old Milwaukee Phone Case
by DarkLordPug
$17 $23
Description: A retro style sunset graphic with three construction workers. The central worker wears a hard hat and sunglasses, while the two side figures are silhouetted, holding tools. The text in a curve above reads "BECAUSE LIFE IS TOO SHORT FOR ACCIDENTS" and bold yellow text at the bottom reads "SAFETY".
Safety Because Life Is Too Short For Accidents Construction Workers Retro Sunset Baby & Kids T-Shirt
by STUDIO DESIGN UK
$13 $19
Description: Safety first? Not when vacation rules apply! Fun comes first, partying takes a close second, and safety slides into a distant third when you decide to saddle up for a retro shark rodeo. Featuring a classic 1950s pulp postcard aesthetic, this funny summer design is perfect for beach trips, lake days, ocean lovers, and anyone who prefers a cold drink with a side of questionable decisions.
Safety Third Retro Shark Rodeo Posters and Art
by Hellacious Designs
$10 $14
Description: Safety floral retro quote art with colorful hand-drawn flowers and bold vintage lettering, perfect for anyone who values calm, comfort, and boundaries.
safety Floral Retro Quote for Peaceful Everyday Wear Tank Top
by own_erkian
$16 $21
Description: A legendary moment from the silent film Safety Last! (1923), featuring Harold Lloyd dangling from a towering city clock high above the street. This black and white cinematic image captures the daring stunts and timeless charm of early Hollywood comedy. A perfect piece for lovers of vintage cinema, silent film history, and classic movie icons.
Harold Lloyd – Hanging Clock Scene, 1923 Classic Baby & Kids T-Shirt
by Vintage Maniac
$13 $19
Description: A vintage-style humorous design featuring a fearless man proudly holding a giant shark tooth while a massive shark waits behind him. Perfect for shark lovers, ocean enthusiasts, and fans of sarcastic humor.
Safety Third Funny Shark Tooth Vintage Retro Design T-Shirt
by MadeFade
$16 $24
Description: A definition-style graphic with a title "Safety Manager" followed by phonetic pronunciation and explanatory text. The text discusses lighting conditions, including "flat-facing soft global illumiation" and references to "ambient glow" and "ambient breadung." The style is simple and text-based.
Safety Warning_remember Kids: Retro Design Posters and Art
by WILD NORTH STUDIOS
$10 $14
Description: A cartoon cowboy character with a wide smile, glasses, and a hat is holding a banner that reads "SAFETY FIRST" in bold black letters. The character wears red pants with yellow lightning bolt accents and is framed by a circular, golden border against a black background.
Smiling Cowboy Character Holding "SAFETY FIRST" Banner Hat
by studiobogares
$12 $19
Description: A retro-style graphic featuring a cowboy wearing a hat and jacket, riding a bear. The cowboy holds a bottle in the air. A dense forest of pine trees forms the background. The text "SAFETY THIRD" arches over the scene in a distressed font.
Safety Third Cowboy on Bear Forest Crewneck Sweatshirt
by RinjingParadise
$28 $35
Description: Vintage Safety Harbor Florida established 1917 distressed athletic style design
Safety Harbor Florida FL Vintage Sports Established Design Mug
by Michelledgst
$13 $18
Description: Retro vintage illustration featuring a cheerful flame character and a girl with a bucket. This classic fire safety slogan is perfect for firefighters, campers, and vintage art lovers.
Fire Is Useful When Kept In Its Place Vintage Fire Safety Badge Tank Top
by Imam 7
$16 $21
Description: A playful group of autumn ghosts turns fall prevention into a clever seasonal pun with pumpkins, leaves, and friendly Halloween energy. The concept works for healthcare workers, safety professionals, teachers, and fall humor audiences. Keep the ghosts, pumpkins, lettering, layout, and safety-themed wording independently created rather than tracing an existing marketplace design.
Fall Prevention Ghost Retro Autumn Safety Humor Graphic Artwork Design Bag
by adiw_casto
$19 $24
Description: Retro laughs meet safety vibes Vintage humor for safety manager officer and engineer Helmet on it's a labor day of funny moments
Funny Labor Day Retro Vintage Safety Manager Humor Tote
by Graphic Monster
$14 $20
Description: A silly goose brings playful energy to fall prevention awareness with pumpkins, autumn leaves, and seasonal humor. The design works for healthcare workers, therapists, safety professionals, older adult care, and fall-season events. Keep the goose, pumpkins, lettering, medical or safety elements, and entire composition original rather than duplicating a marketplace graphic.
Fall Prevention Goose Retro Autumn Safety Humor Graphic Artwork Tapestry
by adiw_casto
$23 $30
Description: Retro award for Chernobyl Safety Operations. Employee of the Month April 1986.
Chernobyl Safety Operations Retro Award Baseball T-Shirt
by pasarsantai
$19 $26