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Science Is Not A Liberal Conspiracy Kids Hoodie

Description: Science Is Not A Liberal Conspiracy Political Retro Vintage Vintage-inspired design with a message. Express your love for science and critical thinking. A statement piece with a retro vibe.

Tags: funny science quote, li, political retro science, science conspiracy theory, vintage political humor

Science Is Not A Liberal Conspiracy Kids Hoodie

by Willowen

$28 $36

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Wait I See A Rock -  Funny Geologist Science Hat
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Description: Wait I See A Rock - Funny Geologist Science

Tags: funny birthday gifts, funny flags, funny geologist gifts, funny slogan, geology rocks

Wait I See A Rock - Funny Geologist Science Hat

by Astral Anatomy

$12 $19

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Vintage Obama Biden 08 Presidential Election Campaign Graphic Tank Top
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Description: Celebrate historic campaign history with classic Obama Biden 08 typography styled in red, white, and blue block lettering. Designed for Democrats, political science students, and history buffs who appreciate 2008 presidential election nostalgia. Ideal for wearing to rallies, political events, or gifting to campaign volunteers.

Tags: 2008 election, barack obama, blue wave, campaign slogan, democrat party

Vintage Obama Biden 08 Presidential Election Campaign Graphic Tank Top

by The World of Football Shoop

$16 $21

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Pi Math Humor Hoodie
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Description: Pi Math Humor funny

Tags: slogan, retro, parody, joke, funny

Pi Math Humor Hoodie

by Ramateeshop

$32 $42

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Wait-i-see-a-rock Tank Top

Description: Wait-i-see-a-rock

Tags: funny birthday gifts, funny flags, funny geologist gifts, funny slogan, geology rocks

Wait-i-see-a-rock Tank Top

by el2003anas

$16 $21

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I'm Just a Pebble Cute Rock Black Outline Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: A wide-eyed smiling pebble sits against retro rainbow stripes under distressed lettering. This Shirt design pairs the artwork with a clear, expressive graphic.

Tags: cartoon rock, cute illustration, cute rock, distressed lettering, earth science

I'm Just a Pebble Cute Rock Black Outline Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt

by Veunoia.conc

$16 $24

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Distressed Industrial Corp Vintage Logo Baby & Kids T-Shirt

Description: Distressed Industrial Corp Vintage Logo

Tags: alien inspired, black design, corporate logo, distressed texture, fictional company

Distressed Industrial Corp Vintage Logo Baby & Kids T-Shirt

by NatureSpeech

$13 $19

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I'm Just a Pebble Cute Rock Gold Outline Hat
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Description: A wide-eyed smiling pebble sits against retro rainbow stripes under distressed lettering. This Shirt design pairs the artwork with a clear, expressive graphic.

Tags: cartoon rock, cute illustration, cute rock, distressed lettering, earth science

I'm Just a Pebble Cute Rock Gold Outline Hat

by Veunoia.conc

$12 $19

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Make Airships Great Again Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: If you think that there should be more airships in the sky, then there is a suitable design for you "Make Airships Great Again". The monopoly of airplanes must be questioned.

Tags: aviation, fly, pilot, dirigible, science

Make Airships Great Again Crewneck Sweatshirt

by NorseTech

$27 $35

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Theranos Blood Drive 2026: You're My Type Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: It features Theranos blood-drive humor with heart portraits, perfect for parties, casual wear, and biotech fans.

Tags: biotech theme, biotech worker, blood drive slogan, casual gathering, halloween party

Theranos Blood Drive 2026: You're My Type Crewneck Sweatshirt

by Youssef Toni Cali

$27 $35

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Laserblast MST3K Mug

Description: Keep on truckin? Nah, keep on laserblastin!

Tags: funny slogan, humor, rifftrax, retro vintage aesthetic, mst3k

Laserblast MST3K Mug

by Wonder design

$13 $18

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WTF Cat Scientist Microscope Baseball T-Shirt

Description: WTF Cat Scientist Microscope

Tags: biology, biology meme, cat meme, funny science, funny slogan

WTF Cat Scientist Microscope Baseball T-Shirt

by Tchubistudio

$19 $26

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Data Reign Bold Vintage Typography Graphic Shorts
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Description: Data reign vintage-style typography on a black background, featuring distressed bold lettering for a strong tech-inspired statement.

Tags: analytics, black background, bold lettering, data science, distressed text

Data Reign Bold Vintage Typography Graphic Shorts

by demon_pistis_tm

$21 $27

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The Human Body Is 60 Percent Water I'm Not Fat I'm Flooded Funny Graphic Socks

Description: The Human Body Is 60 Percent Water I'm Not Fat I'm Flooded Funny Graphic

Tags: 60 percent water, funny gift, funny quote, funny slogan, human body
Trust Science Not Morons Science Activis Bag

Description: Vintage design with a science message. A humorous statement for advocates and retro lovers.

Tags: funny science quote, retro funny slogan, science not morons, trust science humor, vintage activist m

Trust Science Not Morons Science Activis Bag

by Feralshojoo

$19 $24

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Full Metal Cop Shorts
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Description: Born to uphold the law

Tags: 80s movies, geekgirl, science fiction, mashup art, parody design

Full Metal Cop Shorts

by SketchFiles

$21 $27

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I'M NOT LAZY (distressed) Bag
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Description: I'm just conserving energy.

Tags: funny, funny slogan, geek, geeky, humor

I'M NOT LAZY (distressed) Bag

by Doodle Boodle

$19 $24

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Sedimentary, my dear Watson Baby & Kids T-Shirt

Description: The lesser-known of Sherlock's famous quips. Adapted from the 1893 illustrations of Sidney Paget (1860 - 1908).

Tags: elementary, elementarymydearwatson, funny, funny quote, funny saying

Sedimentary, my dear Watson Baby & Kids T-Shirt

by melmike

$14 $21

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This is my clone Pin
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Description: This is my clone design

Tags: clone, costume, funny, funny clone, funny saying

This is my clone Pin

by mdr design 23

$2.75 $3.25

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Science Is Not A Liberal Conspiracy Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: Science Truth Design Retro-inspired graphic. Evokes political discourse with vintage aesthetic. A statement piece.

Tags: funny political message, liberal conspiracy theory, political science humor, vintage science slogan

Science Is Not A Liberal Conspiracy Long Sleeve T-Shirt

by Willowen

$17 $24

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Science Like Magic But Real Retro Laboratory Atom Microscope Slogan Pillow
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Description: Celebrate the wonder of science with this vintage inspired laboratory aesthetic. Featuring a microscope, atom, and planet, it highlights that science is truly like magic but real for every curious mind.

Tags: astronomy, atom, beaker, biology, chemistry
Nexus 6 Replicants Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: The Nexus-6 series of replicants were developed by Eldon Tyrell and his genetic design team to be more human than all previous series.

Tags: 80s retro slogan art, blade runner, science fiction, nerdy gifts, 80s retro slogan

Nexus 6 Replicants Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt

by Creative Magia

$16 $24

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A Cure for Stupid People Retro Science Parody Pin
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Description: A Cure for Stupid People Retro Science Parody design for sale

Tags: a cure for stupid people, animal, funny, funny quote, funny sarcasm

A Cure for Stupid People Retro Science Parody Pin

by miyucapy

$2.75 $3.25

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Radioactive Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Radioactive funny t-shirt

Tags: chemistry, funny, atom, radiation, humour

Radioactive Crewneck Sweatshirt

by Ramateeshop

$27 $35

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Don't Panic! Hoodie
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Description: Large friendly black letters reminding you DON'T PANIC! Just try to keep calm and carry on.

Tags: 42, classic sci fi, ford prefect, hitchhiker, hitchhiking

Don't Panic! Hoodie

by SoupCrisis

$32 $42

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That’s Not Natural Socks
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Description: A clean, minimalist design with a retro green and white glitch effect. "That's Not Natural" is a versatile statement piece for those into tech, environmentalism, or just unique typography-based streetwear.

Tags: aesthetic, fungus, funny quote, funny slogan, green

That’s Not Natural Socks

by AnAzArt

$14 $20

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Virus Infected Baseball T-Shirt

Description: Virus Infected funny t-shirt

Tags: biohazard, nuclear, radiation, symbol, parody

Virus Infected Baseball T-Shirt

by Ramateeshop

$19 $26

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MST3K-Gizmonic Institute A.V Club Tank Top
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Description: Where my AV peeps at? Show that pride while hanging in that sky on the love satellite.

Tags: 1980s, 80s, funny quote, funny slogan, funnytee

MST3K-Gizmonic Institute A.V Club Tank Top

by TheArtofKevin

$16 $21

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Space Travel Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: Seriously...Are we there yet?

Tags: astronaut, galaxy, planets, retro travel, science

Space Travel Long Sleeve T-Shirt

by HandsOffMyDinosaur

$17 $24

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You're trash kid Phone Case

Description: You're trash kid - funny alien dude , short meme saying, 90s vibe illustration.

Tags: retro vintage aesthetic, alien abduction, funny sayings, funny slogan, gamer clothes

You're trash kid Phone Case

by Graphic Garb

$17 $23

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This is my clone Hoodie

Description: This is my clone design

Tags: clone, costume, funny, funny clone, funny saying

This is my clone Hoodie

by mdr design 23

$32 $42

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Never Trust An Atom Tank Top
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Description: Never Trust An Atom. They make up everything.

Tags: quote, never, slogan, logo, typography

Never Trust An Atom Tank Top

by Jake Rhodes

$16 $21

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Flat Earth Society Phone Case
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Description: Flat Earth Society.

Tags: earth, conspiracy, science, society, illuminati

Flat Earth Society Phone Case

by Jake Rhodes

$17 $23

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Imaginary Friend Kids Hoodie

Description: Imaginary Friend Funny T-shirt

Tags: joke, humour, retro, vintage, imagination

Imaginary Friend Kids Hoodie

by Ramateeshop

$28 $36

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Two Important Rules Mug
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Description: Never Give out all the Information

Tags: funny gift, funny saying, funny slogan, funnytee, history

Two Important Rules Mug

by kg07_shirts

$13 $18

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I Am Psyched For Psychology Baby & Kids T-Shirt

Description: I Am Psyched For Psychology

Tags: slogan, symbol, humour, retro, vintage

I Am Psyched For Psychology Baby & Kids T-Shirt

by Ramateeshop

$13 $19

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