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From the 1900s Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: Slow Down

Tags: 1900s, funny gift, funny quote, funny sayings, funny slogan
Time Travel For Beginners Tote
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Description: "Tony, you gotta check this out!"

Tags: nature, steven rhodes, 70s, 80s, prehistoric
Vintage Swearing Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Well GOSH!

Tags: retro, art, vintage, rainbow, colorful

Vintage Swearing Crewneck Sweatshirt

by AdviceSkeleton.com

$35

I'd agree with you, but then we would both be wrong Hoodie
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Description: Two wrongs do not make a right.

Tags: newest, awesome, best, cool, humor
Your Little Ray of Sarcastic Sunshine Has Arrived Baseball T-Shirt

Description: Your Little Ray of Sarcastic Sunshine Has Arrived

Tags: funny quote, funny sarcasm, funny sayings, funny slogan, humor
Frankie Says Relax Hoodie
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Description: Frankie Goes to Hollywood 80s slogan design.

Tags: 1980s, 80s, vintage, retro, 80s kid

Frankie Says Relax Hoodie

by paulnelsoneschart

$42

Funny Offensive Old P*ssy Is Better Than No P*ssy (Sunset) Kids Hoodie
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Description: Funny offensive outfit for men and women with the saying "Old Pussy Is Better Than No Pussy" is a hilarious novelty graphic design. This inappropriate joke with a strong dose of adult humor is a perfect meme gift idea for birthdays, Christmas, and other occasions. It's a shocking conversation starter for a family member or best friend who isn't easily offended. Available on shirts, hats, mugs, stickers, and more!

Tags: funny, funny birthday gifts, funny jokes, funny offensive, funny quotes
Kip: your mom goes to college Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: Nepoleon dynamite

Tags: napoleon dynamite, kip, humor, vote for pedro, funny slogan
Who Shit My Pants Meme Shirt, Humor T-shirt, Funny Gift, Funny Meme Tote
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Description: Who Shit My Pants Meme Shirt, Humor T-shirt, Funny Gift, Funny Meme shirt, Unisex Offensive T-Shirt, Funny T-Shirt, Satire Shirt

Tags: adult, aesthetic 00s fashion, funny 90s slogan text, funny gift for him, funny raunchy
Gen X Raised on Mixtapes Hose Water and Neglect Tank Top
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Description: Vintage Gen X Raised Hose Water and Neglect and MIXtapes! Funny Generation X Design for Gen Xer

Tags: 80s, cassette, cassette tape, funny, funny gift
Never Killed A Mountain Lion But I've Choked A Cougar Posters and Art
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Description: Bold and funny, this cougar tee is perfect for those who love a good laugh, enjoy a cougar hunt, or just want a vintage style design with attitude and wild humor.

Tags: cougar, couple, funny, funny quote, funny sayings
Still Not Old Enough To Know Better Shorts
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Description: Apparently I am still not old enough.

Tags: 80s, 90s, funny gift, funny quote, funny slogan
Heated-Rivalry Mug
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Description: Heated-Rivalry

Tags: funny gift, funny quote, funny slogan, funnytee, heated rivalry 2025

Heated-Rivalry Mug

by BlackMeme94

$18

National Sarcasm Society Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: National Sarcasm Society

Tags: memes, quotes, joke, sarcastic, meme
hookers & blow design. T-Shirt
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Description: the guy who won the lottery...

Tags: hookers cocaine, funny saying, quote, funnytee, lolfunny

hookers & blow design. T-Shirt

by diamondthreadsco

$24

The Power Of Hypnosis Posters and Art
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Description: the power of hypnotits

Tags: pride slogan, lesbian slogan, retro, vintage, pride
WANGHAF Double Sided Mug
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Description: WANGHAF Double Sided , Fuentes America First

Tags: dark art, funny, funny meme, funny quote, funny slogan
Del Boca Vista Baseball T-Shirt

Description: As though they wish to see a glimpse of what the heat would be like Hades, old folks move to Florida in their retirement years. They have air-conditioning, but rarely use it. They eat dinner at 4:30 in the afternoon and squabble amongst themselves. And when their kids come to visit, they lay out the sofa bed with the annoying bar running down the centre of the mattress, denying any living thing a good night's sleep.

Tags: festivus, florida, funny slogan, george costanza, humor
Moist Pillow
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Description: Drip!

Tags: retro, vintage, fun, text, humour

Moist Pillow

by AdviceSkeleton.com

$28

Trogdor's Gym Burninate Your MusclesRetro Inspirational Slogan Stylish Pin
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Description: A retro-styled, fiery fitness design featuring Trogdor’s legendary burnination, perfect for fans of nostalgic internet culture, muscle motivation, and stylish workout flair.

Tags: 2000s internet, burninate your muscles, funny gym, geek fitness, homestar runner
Gargle My Prostate Vintage Funny Humor Sayings Baseball T-Shirt

Description: Gargle My Prostate Vintage Funny Humor Sayings

Tags: funny, funny quote, funny sarcasm, funny slogan, humor
Wrestling Club Kids T-Shirt
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Description: Wrestling Club. Slam the competition.

Tags: logo, vintage, slogan, typography, back catalog
Fail better Shorts
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Description: “Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better.” – Samuel Beckett

Tags: samuel beckett, literature, textured, texture, typho

Fail better Shorts

by bulografik

$27

MID CENTURY MODERN GARDEN Bag
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Description: MID CENTURY MODERN GARDEN

Tags: mid century colors, mid century modern colors, mid century modern funny slogan, mid century mod, floral
Retro Palm Springs Socks
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Description: Funky retro Palm Springs vacation paraphernalia with groovy shapes and stars in bright sunset orange and pink and cool blue green lagoon.

Tags: pool party, holiday, oasis, retro, flamingo

Retro Palm Springs Socks

by PerrinLeFeuvre

$20

Rusty Trombone Truckstop & Diner Kids Hoodie
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Description: Stuff your face while you pump.

Tags: joke, adult, offensive, humour, lolfunny
You died listening to RFK Jr. Hoodie
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Description: This humorous design combines vintage graphics with a playful message, making it a fun conversation starter. Perfect for those who enjoy quirky and nostalgic themes.

Tags: casual wear, conversation starter, funny, graphic, meme
Go ask your dad Hoodie
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Description: Design for mother's day

Tags: mom, mother, daddy, funny slogan, retro

Go ask your dad Hoodie

by NMdesign

$42

The Mack Magnet
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Description: Look at you, all styling n shiiiiiii.... Rock this design and be the MACK daddy of your group!

Tags: funny, funny gift, funny quote, funny slogan, funnytee

The Mack Magnet

by BRAVOMAXXX

$4.75

WWII Housewife's Pledge Hoodie
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Description: WWII print depicting an American housewife taking a pledge against the black market for food and other goods. The pledge reads ' I pay no more than top legal prices. I accept no rationed goods without giving up ration stamps '.

Tags: 1940s america, american housewife, american woman, american women in wwii, retro
HAVE A DAY Sticker
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Description: HAVE A DAY

Tags: emoji, emoticon, funny, have a bad day, have a nice day

HAVE A DAY Sticker

by HtCRU

$3.50

Funky Cold Medina Pillow
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Description: You don't mess around with the funky cold medina!

Tags: funk, funny gift, funny quote, funny slogan, funnytee

Funky Cold Medina Pillow

by BRAVOMAXXX

$28

Well behaved women rarely make history Socks

Description: Well behaved women rarely make history A straightforward feminist message paired with sunflowers for a strong, recognizable empowerment theme. Centered on resistance, independence, and the idea that real change comes from pushing boundaries. Fits feminist women’s rights circles, activism culture, and people who want a clear statement supporting equality and personal agency.

Tags: bold statement, empowerment, equal rights, feminism, feminist
66 Soul Tank Top
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Tags: vintage, retro, vinyl, modernist, soul

66 Soul Tank Top

by modernistdesign

$21

Moist Magnet
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Description: Moist is one of those funny words which sounds rude but really isn't! This silly word play, double entendre design will surely put a cheeky smile on someone's face! A great gift for birthdays, stag parties, hen parties, or a night out on the town.

Tags: humour, holiday, funny saying, moist, double entendre

Moist Magnet

by WordyBoi

$4.75

Gen X Too young to retire, too old to care - Retro stripes sunset Shorts
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Description: Too young to retire, too old to care

Tags: 70s, 80s, 90s, funny quote, funny slogan

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