Ridiculous Merch

Nowadays people know the price of everything and the value of nothing.

Back from the dead, but this time Christ is a woman and that goddamn woman is gonna kick some sinning ass. "Christ woman! You didn't have to kill him!"

Funny random motivational quote with skull. Retro and silly.

Mom Hen Adorned With Baby Chicks By Abby Anime(c) An Absract Animal Cool Vibe For Fun Loving Animal Lovers Everywhere, Stand Out From The Crowd And Avail Now..Great To Gift Too! Check Out Our Other Choices.. Enjoy..Abby

Simple white letters on black background: "bad example". Wear it as a warning to others - or maybe a badge of honor. Of course, your absurd sense of humor and idea of the ridiculous could also be a reason.

Black handwriting on white and orange background: "figjam". Niche Aussie slang - F*ck I'm good, just ask me. Self-deprecating humor is the best humor; ask any Australian. Variations available.

My other pants is shirt

Passwords: What the #%$@! So how do you remember your work password now? I wrote it on a post-it and stuck it to my monitor. Cramped Conditions web-comic at www.crampedconditions.com

Drawing from the series #lifeinbubble (You can contact me via insta: @carrot4all and ask to change background color) Hugs!

Drawing from the series #lifeinbubble (You can contact me via insta: @carrot4all and ask to change background color) Hugs!

A funny unfinished poem

Be sweet AND sinister! Our favorite cute planet bffs, Earth and Moon, dance in space until the end of time. They're kawaii, absurd, and sending you good vibes to help you be the cutest chaos coordinator in the universe.

Nothing beats relaxing on the beach in a hammock!

sueño con un día soleado pienso en piñas hablo sobre plátanos pero dependo de las naranjas especialmente si dejo de comer helado y empiezo a mirar puesta del sol.

After winter, spring always comes. An optimistic snowman prepares to meet the spring in good shape, he's spinning a hula-hoops.

cartoon portrait that reads "go ahead and pop that collar"

T-Shirt Funny TShirt Gifts for Dad T-Shirt Tee Shirt T Shirt Mens Ladies Womens

Simple white letters on black background: "private slogan - please do not read." When your sense of humor is just absurdist and ridiculous - but it still makes people laugh.

Text:" In case you didn't notice, I am wearing this shirt"

T-Shirt Funny TShirt Gifts for Dad T-Shirt Tee Shirt T Shirt Mens Ladies Womens

T-Shirt Funny TShirt Gifts for Dad T-Shirt Tee Shirt T Shirt Mens Ladies Womens

Eggcellent Hen Adorned With Fried Egg Camo By Abby Anime(c) An Absract Animal Cool Vibe For Fun Loving Animal Lovers Everywhere, Stand Out From The Crowd And Avail Now..Great To Gift Too! Enjoy..Abby

Simple white letters on black background: "Exhibit A". Perhaps you're someone to aspire to! Or perhaps you're a cautionary tale. You don't have to be specific. You're just... an example. Of something.

Simple white letters on black background: "I just hate it when people". Ehhhh. Don't even need to finish the sentence, right? People. Just - ugh. Who said "Hell is other people"?

Simple white letters on black background: "cheese is all I have left". It's a bit sub-optimal. It would be good to have more than cheese. But cheese is still pretty excellent - you can make a quesadilla, a grilled cheese, or even add some mac.

Text:" In case you didn't notice, I am wearing this shirt"

Things are wild, they're ridiculous - they're TOTALLY BANANAS. This bright design in yellow and orange is for when you can't even.

Mega Pint of Red Wine

T-Shirt Funny TShirt Gifts for Dad T-Shirt Tee Shirt T Shirt Mens Ladies Womens

Simple white letters on black background: "jammy git". Sarcastic or self-aware or just classic self-deprecating British humour? Or give this to your best mate.

Gaming machine with the ghost.

Simple white letters on black background: "I just want pocketses, preciousss". When you're a woman in the modern world, and AI is advancing but you still can't get pockets in your dang jeans or dress.

Weirder Than You Think.

Does Aunty Barb have "Live Laugh Love" in her kitchen? "Die Cry Hate" is a little strong as a response but this alternative is the right amount of absurd. Everyone loves luchadors. Maybe even Aunty Barb.

We are talking about a banana not art