Absurd Magnets
Description: Simple white letters on black background: "Make it make sense." Because these days there are too many things that are just batsh*t insane. WTF is going on? Can you explain it to me?
"Make it make sense." in plain white letters - cos this is truly the stupidest timeline Magnet
by TheBestWords
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At This Point, If A Clown Invited Me Into The Woods, I’d Just Go Magnet
by kaden.nysti
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Description: Grotesque #45 The Drolatic Dreams of Pantagruel (1565) A recreation of a woodcut from a Medieval book.
Grotesque #45 The Drolatic Dreams of Pantagruel (1565) Magnet
by n23tees
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Description: Simple white letters on black background: "At this point, if a clown invited me into the woods, I'd just go." How much worse could it get, realistically? Meh.
"At this point, if a clown invited me into the woods, I'd just go." in plain white letters - nothing left to lose Magnet
by TheBestWords
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Description: Perfect for Taskmaster fans who adore the glorious absurdity of Mike Wozniak’s legendary Series 11 outburst. This tee features the unforgettable line: “It’s an absolute casserole down there.” Whether you’re a die-hard Taskmaster fan, a Mike Wozniak enthusiast, or just someone who appreciates a perfectly unhinged British comedy moment, this shirt delivers. Wear it to game night, watch parties, or anywhere you want people to ask: “Wait—WHAT KIND OF CASSEROLE??”
“Absolute Casserole Down There” — Mike Wozniak Taskmaster Quote Tee Magnet
by JP Studio
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Description: Simple white letters on black background: "don't say 'bite me' and then act all surprised". Some of us are literal. And we have teeth. Just stay away.
"don't say 'bite me' and then act all surprised" in plain white letters Magnet
by TheBestWords
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Description: Oscar Wilde portrait art and quote: It is absurd to divide people into good and bad. People are either charming or tedious.
Oscar Wilde and Bosie Douglas portrait and quote: “It is absurd to divide people into good and bad...” Magnet
by artbleed2
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Description: No, that's not a typo at the end of your email - "please hesitate to contact me". I hope this email finds you. Or not. Just leave me alone; we're all exhausted.
"please hesitate to contact me" in plain white letters, cos leave me alone Magnet
by TheBestWords
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Description: Simple white letters on black background: "Please save your questions until the end." The end of the day? The end of the universe? Only you get to decide but basically, no questions. Leave me alone.
Please save your questions until the end (white typewriter text) Magnet
by PlanetSnark
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Description: Who ate all the p*ssy? An offensive quote that plays on bold double meaning and cheeky humor. This edgy line leans into provocative wordplay and shock value that makes people do a double take. A funny gift idea for anyone who enjoys offensive humor and clever jokes, perfect for birthdays, holidays, or Christmas. Available on shirts, hats, mugs, stickers, and more!
Funny Offensive Who Ate All The P*ssy? (Sunset) Magnet
by Lorethan T-Shirts
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At this point, if a clown invited me into the woods, I'd just go Magnet
by ciyoriy
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Sartre quote:Like all dreamers I confuse disenchantment with truth. Magnet
by artbleed2
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Description: Does Aunty Barb have "Live Laugh Love" in her kitchen? "Die Cry Hate" is a little strong as a response but this alternative is the right amount of absurd. Everyone loves luchadors. Maybe even Aunty Barb.
Alternative Cliches: Live Laugh Luchador (orange and pink) Magnet
by PlanetSnark
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Description: Oscar Wilde portrait art and quote: It is absurd to divide people into good and bad. People are either charming or tedious.
Oscar Wilde and Bosie Douglas portrait and quote: “It is absurd to divide people into good and bad...” Magnet
by artbleed2
$3.75 $4.75