Riser Merch

Description: Heroic Star Emblem Riser Dark

Description: A vintage style zen graphic featuring meditating women, a serpent, and palm trees.

Description: i'm awake please respect my privacy during this difficult time

Description: i got up early there was no worm

Description: i got up early there was no worm

Description: i'm awake please respect my privacy during this difficult time

Description: Sarcastic design featuring a declaration about early morning intense exercise. Ideal for distance runners with a dark sense of fun.

Description: A funny design for early risers, morning people, and crow lovers. This humorous saying features the text I Got Up Early There Was No Worm for anyone who appreciates sarcastic disappointment.

Description: i got up early there was no worm

Description: i got up early there was no worm

Description: "I Got Up Early, There Was No Worm" paired with "Discipline Builds Freedom" — a rugged, minimalist raven and mountain design in a striking red and tan palette. A sharp, motivational-meets-sarcastic tee for anyone who grinds without guarantees.

Description: "I Got Up Early, There Was No Worm" — a bold, vintage-style raven design set against snowy mountains and a rising moon. A funny, relatable shirt for early risers, hikers, and outdoor lovers who show up and still come up empty.

Description: This design features a sharp, expressive raven in playful line art for anyone who enjoys crow humor artwork and early riser jokes. A fun morning person gift for birdwatchers, wildlife lovers, birthdays, or holiday giving.

Description: Wake up early and seize the day. "Don't count the days make the days COUNT!" 5 am riser team. Thank you for supporting my small business

Description: Monochrome horror illustration featuring an undead skeleton rising from a tombstone in a misty graveyard with a haunted castle background.

Description: Funny “I Got Up Early There Was No Worm” design featuring a grumpy crow with sarcastic early bird humor. Perfect for morning haters, early risers, bird lovers, night owls, and anyone who appreciates funny anti-motivation quotes. Great for shirts, hoodies, mugs, gifts, and everyday casual wear.

Description: Fueled by cheap, hot, and quick caffeine! Celebrate your go-to coffee spot with this funny "My Favorite Cafe Is The Gas Station" design. Perfect for road trippers, night shift workers, truck drivers, and commuters who value a quick, no-nonsense cup of java over artisanal café culture. A great gift for anyone living life on the open road.

Description: A sleepy raccoon lounges in a vintage armchair with a steaming coffee mug, alarm clock, and slippers in a distressed rustic illustration style. This funny woodland creature design is made for coffee lovers and late risers, making a cozy birthday gift or holiday gift.

Description: A funny and relatable sleepy girl design for anyone who thinks alarms are the ultimate form of morning discrimination. Perfect for sleep lovers, tired girls, late risers, and anyone who would rather stay in bed.

Description: Capture the atmospheric routine of the morning commute with this four-panel manga-style graphic showcasing early transit operations at 06:42 AM. Designed for urban commuters, transit workers, and lovers of black-and-white comic panel aesthetics.

Description: I Got Up Early There Was No Worm. Funny design for grumpy morning people and bird lovers. Humorous quote for early risers.

Description: I Got Up Early There Was No Worm Raven Humor Early Riser Bird Lover

Description: Embrace your grumpy morning vibe with this funny raven design, perfect for bird lovers and sarcastic humor fans. Great for those who love a touch of wit in their morning routines.

Description: I Got Up Early There Was No Worm Sarcastic Crow Design For Bird Lovers. Funny Morning Disappointment Humor. Perfect For Raven Fans And Early Risers With A Sense Of Irony.

Description: Funny Bird Design graphic suitable for men, women, boys, girls, teens, hobby lovers, and bird enthusiasts, featuring a humorous cartoon bird and quirky quote. This design captures the playful humor of 'early bird' slogans and is perfect for those who love a good laugh or enjoy bird watching. It's a great choice for bird lovers, nature enthusiasts, or anyone who appreciates witty statements. Complete with a funny bird and a quirkily written 'no worm' punchline, this design is sure to bring smiles and laughter. Funny Bird Design with a humorous cartoon bird and quirky statement is suitable for casual wear, bird watching outings, humorous gatherings, Birthday, Christmas, and more.

Description: A bold rooster design featuring vibrant feathers, loud morning energy, and vintage logo-style typography. Perfect for chicken lovers, farm life fans, early risers, coffee drinkers, morning people, backyard chicken keepers, and anyone who loves colorful animal artwork with a confident wake-up vibe.

Description: Sun up, engine running. The ultimate badge of honor for those who start their day before the rest of the world wakes up.

Description: A playful twist on the classic early-bird saying for anyone who got up early and still found absolutely no worm.

Description: For everyone who dreads the morning alarm, this sarcastic dark humor design captures the ultimate struggle of waking up. A tired skeleton wearing a striped nightcap desperately reaches out to snooze their wooden alarm clock from the comfort of a purple-lined coffin. Perfect for late risers, goth culture fans, and anyone who needs just five more minutes of sleep before facing the day.

Description: Early bird at your service! The early bird gets the worm

Description: Perfect for early risers, morning people, and bird lovers who appreciate funny crow humor. This design features the relatable phrase I Got Up Early There Was No Worm.

Description: A grumpy raccoon in work overalls holds a steaming cup beside a toolbox with a sarcastic early riser message. This vintage engraving style suits blue collar humor fans, coffee lovers, coworkers, and hardworking dads. A fun choice for a coworker birthday, Fathers Day, or Labor Day celebration.

Description: A grumpy frog with a weary "here we go again" attitude that captures the struggle of rough mornings.

Description: From The Other Ass Music Comic #157 A homemade drum riser 2018 - Ryan J. Gill

Description: Are you not a morning person? If you feel like a disheveled bird who tried to beat the sunrise but ended up disappointed, this design is for you. Perfect for those who appreciate sarcastic humor about waking up early and daily struggles. Express your morning mood with this relatable, witty artwork.

Description: Hello Darkness My Old Friend Coffee Lover Morning Drinker Humor Quote. A perfect sentiment for early risers and caffeine lovers, this design speaks to anyone who appreciates their daily brew and a touch of morning sarcasm.