Roll Fail Merch

This is how I roll - with skulls… :-)

Heads Will Roll - with a pile of skulls … :-)

Dnd Natural one Dice.

Heads Will Roll - with a pile of skulls … :-)

Hey, it happens! No worries, failure means fun!

Check for traps.. ROLL a 1. Feel great about setting foot into that obviously clear room!

A table, two dice, and thou. Oh, and Fozzie and Rizzo in cosplay.

I would (roll my) die for you

That important moment, one last role to determine your world's fate! What could possibly go wrong?

True horror story

My three favorite things! At least the first two tend to counteract the last.

Never ends… Rolling Bird Design by everytinytale

That poor thing...

Critical Fail!

Let your dungeon master know who you really are... just a murder hobo.

.... ah cr*p

A knight battles a dragon while the world burns. To win, you're going to have to show me your Crits.

:D

DnD Natural One Dice.

DnD Natural One Dice.

Sometimes playing tabletop RPGs means getting real familiar with last minute improvising and rewriting characters. Like mr. Crimble here, mr. Crimble’s brother. Very different character. Definitely not just the same guy with an accent and different stats.

Natural one time.

It's a big fat NOPE when you roll a 1. Point made clearer with a purple d20 to nail home that sense of dread, fear, and DOOOM. Get this for your friends who cant seem to stop rolling critical fails as a reminder to get some luckier dice!

We have all been there, the enemy boss has only a few hp left, it all comes down to one dice roll, you roll to hit the boss into oblivion. And it's a critical failure or a Natural one. So for all those times when the dice gods haven't been on your side, misadventure awaits.

Roll a dice... what? 1? Ouch... this will hurt you!

When your die fails you one too many times...